The Word is about to come forth one last time in 2011. Let's go! #Watchnight2011

And the winner is......FIVE GUYS BURGERS (5-3) over CHIPOTLE. Let's go!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!

WHAT SAY YOU? Should I eat FIVE GUYS BURGERS or CHIPOTLE today? You pick it. Ready? GO!

A REAL MADE UP CHURCH SONG: "Jesus put me in a washing machine, blood detergent dun washed me clean!" (Submitted by Miriam Corean Weaver)

MADE UP CHURCH SONG: "I've Been In Hell All Week And Its Time To Break FREE!" (Submitted by KingdomPro39211)

MADE UP CHURCH SONG: "Since Jesus Paid It All, Why Does My Credit Report (TRW) Look Like This." (submitted by mz_rose)

MADE UP CHURCH SONGS "Jesus Died On The Cross So I Don't Have To Be On The Pole." (Submitted by mz_rose)

MADE UP CHURCH SONGS: "Jesus Is On The Mainline Since They Cut My Cricket Phone Off." Ok, I'm done! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!

MADE UP CHURCH SONGS: "I Rather Run FOR Jesus Than Run FROM The Deputy."

MADE UP CHURCH SONGS: "Its Me And Jesus On The Glory Cloud That You See."

MADE UP CHURCH SONGS: "Jesus Use Me Cause Everybody Else Has Too."

MADE UP CHURCH SONGS: "I Don't Know Why Jesus Loves Me, Cause Nobody In Church Likes Me."

MADE UP CHURCH SONGS: "Jesus Be A Fence, A Battle-Ax And Take The Wheel All At Once."

MADE UP CHURCH SONGS: "Since Praise Is My Weapon, I'm Gonna Beat The Heck Out of You....Thank You Jesus."

MADE UP CHURCH SONGS: "I'm On My Way To Glory, But Stopped By Hell On The Way."

Let's MAKE UP church songs. Some people WRITE songs. Some MAKE UP songs. Here's 1:"The Devil Almost Had Me, But Jesus Snatched Me Back." GO!

I decided to try Nutrisystem, because of Janet's promos. I went to the site & clicked, "Men's Plan" & it was Terry Bradshaw! Haaaaa! #FAIL

is singing, "Whatever my lot, Thou has taught me to say, 'It is well. It is well with my soul.'"

Can't we all just get along? - Rodney King #LetsGo

I YET believe God. He has NEVER failed me YET!

I believe if we pray, God will turn THAT situation around by the end of this week/year.

I STILL believe God.

#HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT

Don't get so caught up with your experiences that you miss the defining moments within the experience. #LetsGo

If perception is reality, what are you perceiving & imagining? #LetsGo

Stop cursing the path you're on & create opportunities for growth & development. #LetsGo

That awkward moment when your mom says, "That (new) shirt is too small." And you say, "No, it's supposed to fit like that." #DEAD

What a spectacularly beautiful day it is. I think today is gonna be a BEACH DAY. Let's go!!!!!!!!

I have 1 question: How do you get a $51,000+ UNPAID electric bill and think that God is pleased?!?! Lord today. #SMH http://ping.fm/y0Wq8

#Favor is being blessed with something or someone that you COULD/WOULD NOT NORMALLY be blessed with.

"T.I. & Tiny Family Hustle" is on. I'm going in the kitchen and eat. BREAK!!!!!!!!

Its a shame all those weaves and lacefronts got destroyed in that CATFIGHT! #LoveAndHipHop

That chic is about 7 ft tall and 200 lbs. She's about to choke slam Kimbella. CATFIGHT!!!!! #LoveAndHipHop

Ohhh snap. She is going IN on her. WOW!!!!!!!!!!!! #LoveAndHipHop

CATFIGHT coming up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #LoveAndHipHop

Jim always looks like he's sleepy....or high. #LoveAndHipHop

Chrissy: "When I asked Jimmy to marry me......" See, right there was where YOU messed up ma'am. #LoveAndHipHop

Chrissy: "If he don't get it right, I'm walking." Ummmmm, HE'S been gone. He's just along for the ride!!!!!.......cough..........

Jimmy had a hard time saying "Fruition." Bless his heart. #LoveAndHipHop

#NW - Love and Hip Hop (and Emily) #LoveHipHop #VH1

Watching "Sanford & Son" on Crackle.com. Fred: "I don't care if C.D.E. is looking for Y.O.U. I'm not gonna give up this M.O.N.E.Y."

Hark!!! What's that I hear? I hear the sound of Momma's kitchen where yesterday's dinner still abides. I'm going in!

Willie Earl!!!!!!

God just sent me a blessing out of nowhere. I'm singing, "And He did it SUDDENLY!" That song, by @ItsKevinBond has been my 2011 theme song!

That awkward moment where you dream you tweeted about awkward moments. #WhoDOESthat

Steak & eggs w/ Caramel Brulee coffee from Starbucks. #Winning

Man, today really feels like a Monday...........

I have enjoyed THIS Christmas. Churched all day. Family all night. Still eating. #DontJudgeMe lol

After a long nap, I'm ready now.....ROUND 2. Desserts!!!!!!!!!!!

Round 1 of Christmas Dinner done. Resting up for Round 2. How YOU doing?!?!

Home sweet home. Let's go!!! (eat)

The worst day being in relationship with the Lord is always better than my best day in sin.

After 2 awesome services today now I need Jesus to take the wheel. Going home to Momma's.

Merry Christmas from The Carpenters - 2011

Merry Christmas!!! Got 2 services this morning. 7:00 AM & 9:45 AM. Then home for Momma's cooking. Let's go!!!!!!

I'm enjoying watching Midnight Catholic Mass LIVE from The Vatican. I love it. My Gawd!!!!!!!

Congratulations to Cam Newton and the Carolina Panthers in their win over the Tampa Bay Bucs. 48-16. Say good night Coach Morris.

Carolina 48 Tampa Bay 16. This game is OVER!

Tampa Bay fumbles AGAIN on the kick-off return. Carolina ball on the 8yd line. Wait, touchdown Carolina on 1st play. 48-10

CAM NEWTON IS A BEAST!!!! 49yd TD run. 14th TD this season. ANOTHER NFL RECORD for the most TD's in one season. Carolina 41 Tampa Bay 10

Carolina Panthers 34 Tampa Bay Bucs 10

If they don't respect you enough not to bring drama to you during the holidays, don't let them in the door OR your heart. #CarryOn

Carolina scores again. 27-10 over Tampa Bay. Lord today.

HALFTIME - Carolina 20 Tampa Bay 10....SN Terry Bradshaw is a NUTTTTTT!!!!! lol

What's wrong with THIS picture? Tampa Bay's head coach is doubling as Tampa's defensive coach today. No wonder Cam Newton is killing them.

Wait, touchdown Carolina. 91 yards pass completion. Longest in Carolina history. Carolina 17 Tampa 7.

Touchdown Tampa. Carolina 10 Tampa 7.

Obviously, half of the Bucs teams is still in Tampa and not Charlotte.

Tampa Bay fumbled on their 1st possession after the Carolina touchdown. Carolina just scored a field goal. 10-0

Welp, it looks like Tampa Bay will be getting a new head coach. Carolina Panthers 7, Tampa Bay 0. #SMH

Its Christmas Eve folks!!!!! Let's go!!!!!!!!!

WHICH MOVIE? The Adventures of TinTin, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Mission: Impossible-Ghost Protocol, or My Week With Marilyn?

It is entirely too hot and humid for this time of the year...even in Florida. Tis the season.......

It is going to be 80 degrees in Central Florida on Christmas. That really ISN'T cool. (No pun intended.) Bah humbug!!!!

Congratulations to @ItsMelanieAmaro on winning The #XFactorUSA tonight. Wow!!!!!!! Did you see her reaction?! God IS good! @HenryFernandez

WHAT SAY YOU? If you have to use manipulation & deception to acquire something, is it really yours?

#ChurchFights always promote self-aggrandizement and NOT selflessness.

#ChurchFights usually begin and end with arrogance.

#ChurchFights rarely end in repentance.

#ChurchFights usually start other churches out of anger rather than being planted.

#ChurchFights HINDER the flow of the anointing.

#ChurchFights make the blood of those lost to Christ to be required on your hands.

#ChurchFights are fought by people who all say they heard from God. #REALLY?!

#ChurchFights are not about souls but rather about SOULISH DESIRES.

#ChurchFights hinder the mission OF the church.

#ChurchFights highlight egotistical and selfish behavior.

#ChurchFights never end with the original intent.

#ChurchFights keep many sinners away from the body of Christ.

#ChurchFights pull the weak away from the body of Christ.

#ChurchFights are always augmented by secular media.

#ChurchFights always cause peripheral casualties.

#ChurchFights always tear a church up even more.

Church fights are such a cliche'. The sad part is everyone who is fighting thinks THEY ARE right. My question is, What is GOD saying?

God is not pleased and I'm not pleased either.

God is not the author of confusion...NOR is He the author of deception either.

WHAT SAY YOU? Is YOUR church having worship service(s) this Sunday? (Christmas Day) Why or Why Not? Let's chat.

There's a FINE LINE between DECEPTION and IGNORANCE. Many in the CHURCH choose ignorance DISGUISED as deception. #YouWereWarned

The Bible says in the last days many will be deceived. Are YOU apart of the MANY?

If you've been previously warned about something, you're not deceived, you're ignorant because you IGNORED the warning.

Once you're been made aware of something, ignorance is no longer an excuse.

Once you realize you've been deceived you're no longer deceived. Now you're aware. #Deception

That awkward moment where the couple in line in front of you realizes the woman in line behind you is the man's ex-wife. #CatfightAtXmas

December 31st Nephew Tommy is performing at 7 PM. Watchnight service at church is at 10 PM. Thinking........hmmmmmm........

Marsha Ambrosius is coming to Tampa Bay Thursday, January 12, 2012. Let's go!!!!!!!

Organists/pianists in Tampa Bay area: I'm hiring. Must be committed Christian & be able to read music. CONTACT: Robert@robertcarpenter2.com

I'm convinced some people are only comfortable with drama in their life and can't live a drama-free life.

Tamar Braxton (and her hubby) are getting their own reality show next year. Yes, Tamar.com #SMH

Yahoo had the opportunity to buy Google years ago and declined. I bet they wished they did now.

#NW - "Inside The Mind Of Google" on CNBC

Shout out the grown folks that still believe in Santa Claus.

Nephew Tommy is a fool!!!! Listening to "The Steve Harvey Morning Show." #SHMS @IAmSteveHarvey

Now we must be as the men of Isaachar and discern the meaning of this ruling AND the pastoral transition happening at the same time. #prayer

There's a lesson in EVERYTHING, good or bad. LEARN the lesson and APPLY it.

Everything happens WHEN and HOW it happens for a reason. Our task is discern WHY and APPLY it immediately.

Timing is everything.

Already a busy morning. Downloading APPS for my mom's iPhone 3G. She's a news person. Now she can have her news on the go.

What an incredible day. My children made me proud today. #ProudPapa #TiredPapa Good night.

North Korea is reporting their leader Kim Jong Il has died. #Wow!

"Peter Thomas................................." #Crickets #RHOA

"I used to be a model but now I just look like one." - NeNe #iCant #RHOA

AHHHHHH She called NeNe a MOOSE!!!!!!! #RHOA

Who DOESN'T RSVP? Y'all know WHO!!!!!! #KeepItPoliticallyCorrectPlease #RHOA

Cynthia...stop all that CRYING!!!!!!!!! We're SO over it! And Peter is TOOOOOOOOO! #PeterAndNene #RHOA

"People think models are stupid or not good business peepers." - Cynthia YES she said peepers. #RHOA

Are you SERIOUS Kim? Driving while Breast Pumping?!?!?! You classLESS female. #DEAD #RHOA

This is my mom's 1st time watching the show, but her soror's have already schooled her on the (FAKE) Housewives of Atlanta! Haaa! #RHOA

Kandi.....blah blah blah blah blah #RHOA

Did he just tell her he wasn't going to help her? Did he forget about the $20,000 she help him with to get that club started? #RHOA

Does she BLOW to get money? WOW!!!!!! #RHOA

How dare Sheree get mad at Phaedra about her case. REALLY?!?!? Yes, I'm taking up for Phaedra! #RHOA

Glad to be in the service, one more time. Smartphone screen replaced with an HD screen. It looks better than before. #TeamAndroid

WHAT SAY YOU? Which restaurant has the best Cheese Biscuits? Red Lobster or Ruby Tuesday? Goooooo!!!!!!

Free French Fries at Burger King today ONLY if your name is Willie Earl or Lenethia Leakes. #RHOA

Free fries at Burger King today for everybody named Lenethia!

Lenethia!

It's Friday! Let's go get 'em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Going in the editing suite tonight. Peace!

OMG this man's pants are literally right below his pectoralis major. He's over 6 ft tall and has on huge belt buckle. #Fail

Piano lessons with a set of 7yo twins. They are learning quickly.

Her mom may not want the luxurious life. However, she should at least make sure she LOOKS congruent with what SHE represents. #RHOA

My mom needed something for her sorority event. (AKA) I spent a MONTH helping her find it so she would be ready. That's your MOM! #RHOA

NOTE: If you have enough money, credit or game to purchase to $95,000+ vehicle, DON'T let your mother look like Ms. Sofia. #RHOA

CONFESSION: I was so appalled at Sheree's mom last night I dreamed I went to Atlanta and gave her mom a makeover. #RHOA

Just because you experience affliction doesn't make you afflicted. Come on. Let's go!

At the church house. Love the saints. Love god more.

On my way to Church Conference.

I just got a loaner phone while my smartphone is being repaired AGAIN. Its a BlackBerry Pearl. #TeamAndroid

Okay family, I agree I need to purchase an OtterBox for my smartphones. I am TOO hard on phones. UGH!!!!

The invisible things are clearly seen. You must look at what's NOT there to see what's REALLY there! You see? Let's go!

Exceed your own expectations today. Let's go!

A partir de ahora dite a ti mismo, "no voy a ser desarmado por mis distracciones más!" ¡Vamos!

From now on tell yourself, "I won't be DISARMED by my DISTRACTIONS anymore!" Let's go!

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction. Let's go!

Mob Wives, Basketball Wives, Baseball Wives, Real Housewives, Military Wives, Sister Wives. Pastors Wives CANT BE to much longer. Let's go!

I wonder how long before "Tweefing" trends? (Beefing on Twitter) 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.......

In Polk County, FL a man confesses to 2 1st-degree murders 27 years ago after hearing a sermon at a homeless shelter Saturday.

WHAT SAY YOU? "If you take care of God's business, He'll take care of yours." - Is that biblical? What DOES that mean to you?

Dal-LAST LOST again!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 37-34 NEW YORK GIANTS WIN!!! Dal-LAST get ready to get beat in Tampa this Saturday!!!!!!!!

Hark....do I see the Dal-LAST Cowgirls about to blow ANOTHER lead? Pathetic!!!!!! #GoGiants

Wait, Ginger White is black?

PROGRAMMING NOTE: #BET is re-airing the exclusive interview with Herman Cain at 11 pm EST. It's a MUST-SEE!!!!!

Don Juan GOT GAME!!!!!!!!! #RHOA

NeNe: "I'm blushing." Don Juan: "I can't see it." ............................................................................ #RHOA

"A real man knows what his woman wants?" - Don Juan Errrrrrrrr #RHOA

Okay I just threw up in my mouth. The camera shot in the girdle just TOOK ME OUT!!!!!!! #RHOA

Ladies, would you wear your wig during baby delivery? Kim is...........#RHOA

Did he just pay his attorney CASH in the courthouse parking lot?!?! #WhoDoesThat??!?!?! #RHOA

#RomoNeeds..........(you finish it) #GoGiants

Romo............................................... .............................. ................................ #GoGiants

Romo oh Romo...Where for art thou Romo? Haaaaa!!!!! #GoGiants #NFL

Football Night in America: New York Giant versus .................... Let's go Giants!!!!!! #NFL

NFL results: Tampa Bay lost. Philly beat Miami. The Saints beat the Titans. Tebow beat DaBears & the Giants are about to KILL the girlies!

I never watched "Two and a Half Men" before Charlie Sheen "lost it" earlier this year, but this show is HILARIOUS! Art imitating reality?

God is SO good. His presence was in His house today. (As it should be)

#NW- "Rocky III" on the Versus network. I LOVE this movie!

"Nothing is real if you don't believe in who you are! " - Rocky Balboa (Rocky III)

Success consists of simply getting up one more time than you fall.

Dig the well before you are thirsty.

A positive anything is better than a negative nothing. - A sign in the movie "Jerry Maguire"

Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away.-Hitch

Begin each day like it was on purpose.-Hitch

Any guy can sweep any girl off her feet, he just needs the right broom. - Hitch

Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.

FYI - Burger King has "But One, Get One Free" Whoppers through Sunday. (at participating locations) #BurgerKing #Whopper

For you Cracker Barrel Old Country Store lovers: They have an APP for iPhone and Android. Check it out.

A drunk woman with an addiction to Xanax & Oxycontin just gave the word of the Lord to a co-worker at an office Christmas party.

A setup? What kind? I'm lost. #ForBetter

In the voice of Sweet Daddy Williams, "Marcus, you in troubleeeeeeee." #ForBetterOrWorse

#NW - "Tyler Perry's For Better Or Worse" on #TBS. Giving it another shot. Let's go!!!!

About to upload an organ solo of "How Great Thou Art." Stand by!

On my way to the church youth Christmas program...with the flu. NOT a good look.

Join Steve Harvey on Dr. Oz's show TODAY. Check your local listings. @IAMSteveHarvey @DrOz http://ping.fm/VNhkj

I AM Christ's and He is mine.

I am more than a conqueror. #ThatIsAll

I AM healed. #ThatIsAll

I am American. #ThatIsAll

Most people who are full of crap are just scared. Get rid of the fear and the crap, they are really nice people.

#NW - "Misery" (1990) Kathy Bates & Paul Caan

What in the WORLD does Toni have ON?!?!?! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! #BFV

"Every 5 minutes somebody's telling me about my mouth."-Tamar Really? Nooooooo!!!! #BFV

If Tamar had kids, that would be a VERY loud house. A whole bunch of loud children around the house acting JUST LIKE THEY'RE MOMMA! #BFV

Tamar shouldn't be sitting on the kitchen counter. That's GROSS!!!!!!!! #BFV

Tamar, just teach her the dance. Toni didn't ask you for all the EXTRA!!!!!!!!!! #BFV

Almost time for "Braxton Family Values." I wonder what Tamar is gonna yap about tonight. Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap. Know anybody like that?

Home, sweet home.

PREACHERS we need to REPENT, RESET and RETURN to God. WE'VE made church THIS way. Not the saints.

#NW - "Crazy Stupid Love"

Her hair was on FIRE!!!!!! #DEADEADEADEADEAD #LoveAndHipHop

They printed 10,000 shirts spelled wrong?! #WhoDOESthat?!?!?!? #Dumb........nevermind #LoveAndHipHop

Tired of your "thong, thong, thong, thong, thong" showing? Order TRENDY TOP today. Only $10 Trendy Top is TRENDY and TRENDING! #TrendyTop

Trendy Top is HOTTTTTTT ladies!!!! Get your's NOW!!!!!!! Only $10

I thought Olivia was about to start singing, "I was sinking deep in sin, far from the peaceful shore..." #ChurchBoy #LoveAndHopHop

Thank God for Trendy Top!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #ThatIsAll

Emily, Emily, Emily...Don't be a FOOL! #LoveAndHipHop

Who's watching "T.I. & Tiny: The Family Hustle" on VH1? #FamilyHustle #VH1

#PastorsGoneWild You know your pastor has gone wild when.............(finish it) Let's goooooooo!

Lord have mercy...I smell Baby Back Ribs...in Starbucks!!!!! It MUST BE my imagination. #TryingToDoBetter

Our words are creative...even when our words are a lie.

We demonstrate what we speak...whether subconsciously or consciously.

Jane Fonda is 73?!?!?!? @TodayShow

There's nothing like a kitchen fire to get your Monday morning going. SMH (I'm okay. Fire extinguished.)

Back to the "Hangover" on #TBS.

Nene ignored him like a bill collector!!!! #RHOA

NeNe a No-Show? Hmmmmm....... #RHOA

Its too many of y'all in there. THAT'S what's wrong with the a/c. #RHOA

Its about to get UGLY!!! #RHOA

"Everyone knows you want to look at mouthes not hear them." -Phaedra I like that one!!!! #RHOA

She can't read!!!!!! OMG!!!! #RHOA

Its time for "The Real Housewives of Atlanta." Let's go!!!!! #RHOA

In the words of Sweet Daddy Williams from "Good Times"..."JJ, you in trouble!"

Some folks got upset when they ended "All My Children this year. You want a soap opera? Watch the American church.

There's been so much drama in the church this weekend I may not need to watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta tonight. #FACT

What a nap. Time to eat. I'm so hungry my sides are hurting. Menu: A Chicken Caeser Salad from Boston Market. Let's go!!!!

Morning by morning, new mercies I see. Let's go!!!!!

I thank God it's Friday!!!!

PERSONAL OPINION: THAT interview was disgusting. Ms. White, your 15 minutes of fame are officially over. Your mission was accomplished. SMH

Ginger White: "Running for President? I guess we won't be friends anymore?" Him: "No we won't" Ginger White: "Well at least you're honest."

"It was not a love affair. It was a sexual affair. Basically it is what it is." - Ginger White

"Of course my heart bleeds for this woman. I am deeply sorry IF I caused any hurt to her or his kids." - Ginger White Huh? If? #FAIL

Lawrence O'Donnell: "Is there anything you'd like to say to his wife?" Ginger White: "No." Wow! #Speechless

Want more Reality TV? Ginger White (Uncle Herman's alleged "jump-off") is about to be LIVE on MSNBC w/ Lawrence O'Donnell.

Trina is literally cut the .............. off Gabe. UNBELIEVABLE!!!! #BFV

"Can I get an 'I love you?'"'Andre Trina's response? Thumbs up. #Fail

"Rhinoceros pizzle"......Oh what words we learn when watching "Braxton Family Values." What school did they go to? #BFV

1-800-SANDALS Let's go!

Ladies & gentlemen, if you install GPS tracking software on your S/O's phone, you two already have issues. #BFV

TMI Ladies!!!!!!! UGH!!!!! #BFV

Hey Tamar, Proverbs 21:9 says, "It's better to stay outside on the roof of your house than to live inside with a nagging wife." #BFV

Is it me or does Tamar's husband just doesn't seem that into her? Every time she walks in he has to leave. Hmmmmmmmmm..... #BFV

Mr. Critiquification?!?! Trina...Hooked on Phonics DIDN'T work for YOU! #BFV

Every time Tamar speaks I have to push MUTE. #BFV

Who's gonna watch "Braxton Family Values" with me tonight? I've got my Papa John's Pizza & Pepsi ready. Let's go!

Its World AIDS Day. Did YOU get tested today? Did YOU reach out to someone who did? Let's go! #WAD #WorldAIDSDay

I believe, God gives us FAVOR once we stop trying to work for it. Let go. Let God.

Favor is a "nobody but God did this" event.

When you work for FAVOR you end up in the deep, dark, dungeon of disappointment & despair. You must OBTAIN & then WALK in favor.

When you work for something you receive compensation. FAVOR works OUTSIDE of that realm. You OBTAIN favor. You don't work for favor.

Favor is NOT seeking it but YET receiving it.

Favor is being blessed with something or someone that you COULD/WOULD NOT NORMALLY be blessed with.

"For every mountain You brought me over. For every trial you've seen me through. For every blessing Hallelujah for this I give You praise."

My God I'm still basking in His presence. Lord today. There really is fullness of joy in His presence.