The Word is about to come forth one last time in 2011. Let's go! #Watchnight2011

And the winner is......FIVE GUYS BURGERS (5-3) over CHIPOTLE. Let's go!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!

WHAT SAY YOU? Should I eat FIVE GUYS BURGERS or CHIPOTLE today? You pick it. Ready? GO!

A REAL MADE UP CHURCH SONG: "Jesus put me in a washing machine, blood detergent dun washed me clean!" (Submitted by Miriam Corean Weaver)

MADE UP CHURCH SONG: "I've Been In Hell All Week And Its Time To Break FREE!" (Submitted by KingdomPro39211)

MADE UP CHURCH SONG: "Since Jesus Paid It All, Why Does My Credit Report (TRW) Look Like This." (submitted by mz_rose)

MADE UP CHURCH SONGS "Jesus Died On The Cross So I Don't Have To Be On The Pole." (Submitted by mz_rose)

MADE UP CHURCH SONGS: "Jesus Is On The Mainline Since They Cut My Cricket Phone Off." Ok, I'm done! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!

MADE UP CHURCH SONGS: "I Rather Run FOR Jesus Than Run FROM The Deputy."

MADE UP CHURCH SONGS: "Its Me And Jesus On The Glory Cloud That You See."

MADE UP CHURCH SONGS: "Jesus Use Me Cause Everybody Else Has Too."

MADE UP CHURCH SONGS: "I Don't Know Why Jesus Loves Me, Cause Nobody In Church Likes Me."

MADE UP CHURCH SONGS: "Jesus Be A Fence, A Battle-Ax And Take The Wheel All At Once."

MADE UP CHURCH SONGS: "Since Praise Is My Weapon, I'm Gonna Beat The Heck Out of You....Thank You Jesus."

MADE UP CHURCH SONGS: "I'm On My Way To Glory, But Stopped By Hell On The Way."

Let's MAKE UP church songs. Some people WRITE songs. Some MAKE UP songs. Here's 1:"The Devil Almost Had Me, But Jesus Snatched Me Back." GO!

I decided to try Nutrisystem, because of Janet's promos. I went to the site & clicked, "Men's Plan" & it was Terry Bradshaw! Haaaaa! #FAIL

is singing, "Whatever my lot, Thou has taught me to say, 'It is well. It is well with my soul.'"

Can't we all just get along? - Rodney King #LetsGo

I YET believe God. He has NEVER failed me YET!

I believe if we pray, God will turn THAT situation around by the end of this week/year.

I STILL believe God.

#HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT #HEAT

Don't get so caught up with your experiences that you miss the defining moments within the experience. #LetsGo

If perception is reality, what are you perceiving & imagining? #LetsGo

Stop cursing the path you're on & create opportunities for growth & development. #LetsGo

That awkward moment when your mom says, "That (new) shirt is too small." And you say, "No, it's supposed to fit like that." #DEAD

What a spectacularly beautiful day it is. I think today is gonna be a BEACH DAY. Let's go!!!!!!!!

I have 1 question: How do you get a $51,000+ UNPAID electric bill and think that God is pleased?!?! Lord today. #SMH http://ping.fm/y0Wq8

#Favor is being blessed with something or someone that you COULD/WOULD NOT NORMALLY be blessed with.

"T.I. & Tiny Family Hustle" is on. I'm going in the kitchen and eat. BREAK!!!!!!!!

Its a shame all those weaves and lacefronts got destroyed in that CATFIGHT! #LoveAndHipHop

That chic is about 7 ft tall and 200 lbs. She's about to choke slam Kimbella. CATFIGHT!!!!! #LoveAndHipHop

Ohhh snap. She is going IN on her. WOW!!!!!!!!!!!! #LoveAndHipHop

CATFIGHT coming up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #LoveAndHipHop

Jim always looks like he's sleepy....or high. #LoveAndHipHop

Chrissy: "When I asked Jimmy to marry me......" See, right there was where YOU messed up ma'am. #LoveAndHipHop

Chrissy: "If he don't get it right, I'm walking." Ummmmm, HE'S been gone. He's just along for the ride!!!!!.......cough..........

Jimmy had a hard time saying "Fruition." Bless his heart. #LoveAndHipHop

#NW - Love and Hip Hop (and Emily) #LoveHipHop #VH1

Watching "Sanford & Son" on Crackle.com. Fred: "I don't care if C.D.E. is looking for Y.O.U. I'm not gonna give up this M.O.N.E.Y."

Hark!!! What's that I hear? I hear the sound of Momma's kitchen where yesterday's dinner still abides. I'm going in!

Willie Earl!!!!!!

God just sent me a blessing out of nowhere. I'm singing, "And He did it SUDDENLY!" That song, by @ItsKevinBond has been my 2011 theme song!

That awkward moment where you dream you tweeted about awkward moments. #WhoDOESthat

Steak & eggs w/ Caramel Brulee coffee from Starbucks. #Winning

Man, today really feels like a Monday...........

I have enjoyed THIS Christmas. Churched all day. Family all night. Still eating. #DontJudgeMe lol

After a long nap, I'm ready now.....ROUND 2. Desserts!!!!!!!!!!!

Round 1 of Christmas Dinner done. Resting up for Round 2. How YOU doing?!?!

Home sweet home. Let's go!!! (eat)

The worst day being in relationship with the Lord is always better than my best day in sin.

After 2 awesome services today now I need Jesus to take the wheel. Going home to Momma's.

Merry Christmas from The Carpenters - 2011

Merry Christmas!!! Got 2 services this morning. 7:00 AM & 9:45 AM. Then home for Momma's cooking. Let's go!!!!!!

I'm enjoying watching Midnight Catholic Mass LIVE from The Vatican. I love it. My Gawd!!!!!!!

Congratulations to Cam Newton and the Carolina Panthers in their win over the Tampa Bay Bucs. 48-16. Say good night Coach Morris.

Carolina 48 Tampa Bay 16. This game is OVER!

Tampa Bay fumbles AGAIN on the kick-off return. Carolina ball on the 8yd line. Wait, touchdown Carolina on 1st play. 48-10

CAM NEWTON IS A BEAST!!!! 49yd TD run. 14th TD this season. ANOTHER NFL RECORD for the most TD's in one season. Carolina 41 Tampa Bay 10

Carolina Panthers 34 Tampa Bay Bucs 10

If they don't respect you enough not to bring drama to you during the holidays, don't let them in the door OR your heart. #CarryOn

Carolina scores again. 27-10 over Tampa Bay. Lord today.

HALFTIME - Carolina 20 Tampa Bay 10....SN Terry Bradshaw is a NUTTTTTT!!!!! lol

What's wrong with THIS picture? Tampa Bay's head coach is doubling as Tampa's defensive coach today. No wonder Cam Newton is killing them.

Wait, touchdown Carolina. 91 yards pass completion. Longest in Carolina history. Carolina 17 Tampa 7.

Touchdown Tampa. Carolina 10 Tampa 7.

Obviously, half of the Bucs teams is still in Tampa and not Charlotte.

Tampa Bay fumbled on their 1st possession after the Carolina touchdown. Carolina just scored a field goal. 10-0

Welp, it looks like Tampa Bay will be getting a new head coach. Carolina Panthers 7, Tampa Bay 0. #SMH

Its Christmas Eve folks!!!!! Let's go!!!!!!!!!

WHICH MOVIE? The Adventures of TinTin, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Mission: Impossible-Ghost Protocol, or My Week With Marilyn?

It is entirely too hot and humid for this time of the year...even in Florida. Tis the season.......

It is going to be 80 degrees in Central Florida on Christmas. That really ISN'T cool. (No pun intended.) Bah humbug!!!!

Congratulations to @ItsMelanieAmaro on winning The #XFactorUSA tonight. Wow!!!!!!! Did you see her reaction?! God IS good! @HenryFernandez

WHAT SAY YOU? If you have to use manipulation & deception to acquire something, is it really yours?

#ChurchFights always promote self-aggrandizement and NOT selflessness.

#ChurchFights usually begin and end with arrogance.

#ChurchFights rarely end in repentance.

#ChurchFights usually start other churches out of anger rather than being planted.

#ChurchFights HINDER the flow of the anointing.

#ChurchFights make the blood of those lost to Christ to be required on your hands.

#ChurchFights are fought by people who all say they heard from God. #REALLY?!

#ChurchFights are not about souls but rather about SOULISH DESIRES.

#ChurchFights hinder the mission OF the church.

#ChurchFights highlight egotistical and selfish behavior.

#ChurchFights never end with the original intent.

#ChurchFights keep many sinners away from the body of Christ.

#ChurchFights pull the weak away from the body of Christ.

#ChurchFights are always augmented by secular media.

#ChurchFights always cause peripheral casualties.

#ChurchFights always tear a church up even more.

Church fights are such a cliche'. The sad part is everyone who is fighting thinks THEY ARE right. My question is, What is GOD saying?

God is not pleased and I'm not pleased either.

God is not the author of confusion...NOR is He the author of deception either.

WHAT SAY YOU? Is YOUR church having worship service(s) this Sunday? (Christmas Day) Why or Why Not? Let's chat.

There's a FINE LINE between DECEPTION and IGNORANCE. Many in the CHURCH choose ignorance DISGUISED as deception. #YouWereWarned

The Bible says in the last days many will be deceived. Are YOU apart of the MANY?

If you've been previously warned about something, you're not deceived, you're ignorant because you IGNORED the warning.

Once you're been made aware of something, ignorance is no longer an excuse.

Once you realize you've been deceived you're no longer deceived. Now you're aware. #Deception

That awkward moment where the couple in line in front of you realizes the woman in line behind you is the man's ex-wife. #CatfightAtXmas

December 31st Nephew Tommy is performing at 7 PM. Watchnight service at church is at 10 PM. Thinking........hmmmmmm........

Marsha Ambrosius is coming to Tampa Bay Thursday, January 12, 2012. Let's go!!!!!!!

Organists/pianists in Tampa Bay area: I'm hiring. Must be committed Christian & be able to read music. CONTACT: Robert@robertcarpenter2.com

I'm convinced some people are only comfortable with drama in their life and can't live a drama-free life.

Tamar Braxton (and her hubby) are getting their own reality show next year. Yes, Tamar.com #SMH

Yahoo had the opportunity to buy Google years ago and declined. I bet they wished they did now.

#NW - "Inside The Mind Of Google" on CNBC

Shout out the grown folks that still believe in Santa Claus.

Nephew Tommy is a fool!!!! Listening to "The Steve Harvey Morning Show." #SHMS @IAmSteveHarvey

Now we must be as the men of Isaachar and discern the meaning of this ruling AND the pastoral transition happening at the same time. #prayer

There's a lesson in EVERYTHING, good or bad. LEARN the lesson and APPLY it.

Everything happens WHEN and HOW it happens for a reason. Our task is discern WHY and APPLY it immediately.

Timing is everything.

Already a busy morning. Downloading APPS for my mom's iPhone 3G. She's a news person. Now she can have her news on the go.

What an incredible day. My children made me proud today. #ProudPapa #TiredPapa Good night.

North Korea is reporting their leader Kim Jong Il has died. #Wow!

"Peter Thomas................................." #Crickets #RHOA

"I used to be a model but now I just look like one." - NeNe #iCant #RHOA

AHHHHHH She called NeNe a MOOSE!!!!!!! #RHOA

Who DOESN'T RSVP? Y'all know WHO!!!!!! #KeepItPoliticallyCorrectPlease #RHOA

Cynthia...stop all that CRYING!!!!!!!!! We're SO over it! And Peter is TOOOOOOOOO! #PeterAndNene #RHOA

"People think models are stupid or not good business peepers." - Cynthia YES she said peepers. #RHOA

Are you SERIOUS Kim? Driving while Breast Pumping?!?!?! You classLESS female. #DEAD #RHOA

This is my mom's 1st time watching the show, but her soror's have already schooled her on the (FAKE) Housewives of Atlanta! Haaa! #RHOA

Kandi.....blah blah blah blah blah #RHOA

Did he just tell her he wasn't going to help her? Did he forget about the $20,000 she help him with to get that club started? #RHOA

Does she BLOW to get money? WOW!!!!!! #RHOA

How dare Sheree get mad at Phaedra about her case. REALLY?!?!? Yes, I'm taking up for Phaedra! #RHOA

Glad to be in the service, one more time. Smartphone screen replaced with an HD screen. It looks better than before. #TeamAndroid

WHAT SAY YOU? Which restaurant has the best Cheese Biscuits? Red Lobster or Ruby Tuesday? Goooooo!!!!!!

Free French Fries at Burger King today ONLY if your name is Willie Earl or Lenethia Leakes. #RHOA

Free fries at Burger King today for everybody named Lenethia!

Lenethia!

It's Friday! Let's go get 'em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Going in the editing suite tonight. Peace!

OMG this man's pants are literally right below his pectoralis major. He's over 6 ft tall and has on huge belt buckle. #Fail

Piano lessons with a set of 7yo twins. They are learning quickly.

Her mom may not want the luxurious life. However, she should at least make sure she LOOKS congruent with what SHE represents. #RHOA

My mom needed something for her sorority event. (AKA) I spent a MONTH helping her find it so she would be ready. That's your MOM! #RHOA

NOTE: If you have enough money, credit or game to purchase to $95,000+ vehicle, DON'T let your mother look like Ms. Sofia. #RHOA

CONFESSION: I was so appalled at Sheree's mom last night I dreamed I went to Atlanta and gave her mom a makeover. #RHOA

Just because you experience affliction doesn't make you afflicted. Come on. Let's go!

At the church house. Love the saints. Love god more.

On my way to Church Conference.

I just got a loaner phone while my smartphone is being repaired AGAIN. Its a BlackBerry Pearl. #TeamAndroid

Okay family, I agree I need to purchase an OtterBox for my smartphones. I am TOO hard on phones. UGH!!!!

The invisible things are clearly seen. You must look at what's NOT there to see what's REALLY there! You see? Let's go!

Exceed your own expectations today. Let's go!

A partir de ahora dite a ti mismo, "no voy a ser desarmado por mis distracciones más!" ¡Vamos!

From now on tell yourself, "I won't be DISARMED by my DISTRACTIONS anymore!" Let's go!

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction. Let's go!

Mob Wives, Basketball Wives, Baseball Wives, Real Housewives, Military Wives, Sister Wives. Pastors Wives CANT BE to much longer. Let's go!

I wonder how long before "Tweefing" trends? (Beefing on Twitter) 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.......

In Polk County, FL a man confesses to 2 1st-degree murders 27 years ago after hearing a sermon at a homeless shelter Saturday.

WHAT SAY YOU? "If you take care of God's business, He'll take care of yours." - Is that biblical? What DOES that mean to you?

Dal-LAST LOST again!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 37-34 NEW YORK GIANTS WIN!!! Dal-LAST get ready to get beat in Tampa this Saturday!!!!!!!!

Hark....do I see the Dal-LAST Cowgirls about to blow ANOTHER lead? Pathetic!!!!!! #GoGiants

Wait, Ginger White is black?

PROGRAMMING NOTE: #BET is re-airing the exclusive interview with Herman Cain at 11 pm EST. It's a MUST-SEE!!!!!

Don Juan GOT GAME!!!!!!!!! #RHOA

NeNe: "I'm blushing." Don Juan: "I can't see it." ............................................................................ #RHOA

"A real man knows what his woman wants?" - Don Juan Errrrrrrrr #RHOA

Okay I just threw up in my mouth. The camera shot in the girdle just TOOK ME OUT!!!!!!! #RHOA

Ladies, would you wear your wig during baby delivery? Kim is...........#RHOA

Did he just pay his attorney CASH in the courthouse parking lot?!?! #WhoDoesThat??!?!?! #RHOA

#RomoNeeds..........(you finish it) #GoGiants

Romo............................................... .............................. ................................ #GoGiants

Romo oh Romo...Where for art thou Romo? Haaaaa!!!!! #GoGiants #NFL

Football Night in America: New York Giant versus .................... Let's go Giants!!!!!! #NFL

NFL results: Tampa Bay lost. Philly beat Miami. The Saints beat the Titans. Tebow beat DaBears & the Giants are about to KILL the girlies!

I never watched "Two and a Half Men" before Charlie Sheen "lost it" earlier this year, but this show is HILARIOUS! Art imitating reality?

God is SO good. His presence was in His house today. (As it should be)

#NW- "Rocky III" on the Versus network. I LOVE this movie!

"Nothing is real if you don't believe in who you are! " - Rocky Balboa (Rocky III)

Success consists of simply getting up one more time than you fall.

Dig the well before you are thirsty.

A positive anything is better than a negative nothing. - A sign in the movie "Jerry Maguire"

Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away.-Hitch

Begin each day like it was on purpose.-Hitch

Any guy can sweep any girl off her feet, he just needs the right broom. - Hitch

Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.

FYI - Burger King has "But One, Get One Free" Whoppers through Sunday. (at participating locations) #BurgerKing #Whopper

For you Cracker Barrel Old Country Store lovers: They have an APP for iPhone and Android. Check it out.

A drunk woman with an addiction to Xanax & Oxycontin just gave the word of the Lord to a co-worker at an office Christmas party.

A setup? What kind? I'm lost. #ForBetter

In the voice of Sweet Daddy Williams, "Marcus, you in troubleeeeeeee." #ForBetterOrWorse

#NW - "Tyler Perry's For Better Or Worse" on #TBS. Giving it another shot. Let's go!!!!

About to upload an organ solo of "How Great Thou Art." Stand by!

On my way to the church youth Christmas program...with the flu. NOT a good look.

Join Steve Harvey on Dr. Oz's show TODAY. Check your local listings. @IAMSteveHarvey @DrOz http://ping.fm/VNhkj

I AM Christ's and He is mine.

I am more than a conqueror. #ThatIsAll

I AM healed. #ThatIsAll

I am American. #ThatIsAll

Most people who are full of crap are just scared. Get rid of the fear and the crap, they are really nice people.

#NW - "Misery" (1990) Kathy Bates & Paul Caan

What in the WORLD does Toni have ON?!?!?! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! #BFV

"Every 5 minutes somebody's telling me about my mouth."-Tamar Really? Nooooooo!!!! #BFV

If Tamar had kids, that would be a VERY loud house. A whole bunch of loud children around the house acting JUST LIKE THEY'RE MOMMA! #BFV

Tamar shouldn't be sitting on the kitchen counter. That's GROSS!!!!!!!! #BFV

Tamar, just teach her the dance. Toni didn't ask you for all the EXTRA!!!!!!!!!! #BFV

Almost time for "Braxton Family Values." I wonder what Tamar is gonna yap about tonight. Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap. Know anybody like that?

Home, sweet home.

PREACHERS we need to REPENT, RESET and RETURN to God. WE'VE made church THIS way. Not the saints.

#NW - "Crazy Stupid Love"

Her hair was on FIRE!!!!!! #DEADEADEADEADEAD #LoveAndHipHop

They printed 10,000 shirts spelled wrong?! #WhoDOESthat?!?!?!? #Dumb........nevermind #LoveAndHipHop

Tired of your "thong, thong, thong, thong, thong" showing? Order TRENDY TOP today. Only $10 Trendy Top is TRENDY and TRENDING! #TrendyTop

Trendy Top is HOTTTTTTT ladies!!!! Get your's NOW!!!!!!! Only $10

I thought Olivia was about to start singing, "I was sinking deep in sin, far from the peaceful shore..." #ChurchBoy #LoveAndHopHop

Thank God for Trendy Top!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #ThatIsAll

Emily, Emily, Emily...Don't be a FOOL! #LoveAndHipHop

Who's watching "T.I. & Tiny: The Family Hustle" on VH1? #FamilyHustle #VH1

#PastorsGoneWild You know your pastor has gone wild when.............(finish it) Let's goooooooo!

Lord have mercy...I smell Baby Back Ribs...in Starbucks!!!!! It MUST BE my imagination. #TryingToDoBetter

Our words are creative...even when our words are a lie.

We demonstrate what we speak...whether subconsciously or consciously.

Jane Fonda is 73?!?!?!? @TodayShow

There's nothing like a kitchen fire to get your Monday morning going. SMH (I'm okay. Fire extinguished.)

Back to the "Hangover" on #TBS.

Nene ignored him like a bill collector!!!! #RHOA

NeNe a No-Show? Hmmmmm....... #RHOA

Its too many of y'all in there. THAT'S what's wrong with the a/c. #RHOA

Its about to get UGLY!!! #RHOA

"Everyone knows you want to look at mouthes not hear them." -Phaedra I like that one!!!! #RHOA

She can't read!!!!!! OMG!!!! #RHOA

Its time for "The Real Housewives of Atlanta." Let's go!!!!! #RHOA

In the words of Sweet Daddy Williams from "Good Times"..."JJ, you in trouble!"

Some folks got upset when they ended "All My Children this year. You want a soap opera? Watch the American church.

There's been so much drama in the church this weekend I may not need to watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta tonight. #FACT

What a nap. Time to eat. I'm so hungry my sides are hurting. Menu: A Chicken Caeser Salad from Boston Market. Let's go!!!!

Morning by morning, new mercies I see. Let's go!!!!!

I thank God it's Friday!!!!

PERSONAL OPINION: THAT interview was disgusting. Ms. White, your 15 minutes of fame are officially over. Your mission was accomplished. SMH

Ginger White: "Running for President? I guess we won't be friends anymore?" Him: "No we won't" Ginger White: "Well at least you're honest."

"It was not a love affair. It was a sexual affair. Basically it is what it is." - Ginger White

"Of course my heart bleeds for this woman. I am deeply sorry IF I caused any hurt to her or his kids." - Ginger White Huh? If? #FAIL

Lawrence O'Donnell: "Is there anything you'd like to say to his wife?" Ginger White: "No." Wow! #Speechless

Want more Reality TV? Ginger White (Uncle Herman's alleged "jump-off") is about to be LIVE on MSNBC w/ Lawrence O'Donnell.

Trina is literally cut the .............. off Gabe. UNBELIEVABLE!!!! #BFV

"Can I get an 'I love you?'"'Andre Trina's response? Thumbs up. #Fail

"Rhinoceros pizzle"......Oh what words we learn when watching "Braxton Family Values." What school did they go to? #BFV

1-800-SANDALS Let's go!

Ladies & gentlemen, if you install GPS tracking software on your S/O's phone, you two already have issues. #BFV

TMI Ladies!!!!!!! UGH!!!!! #BFV

Hey Tamar, Proverbs 21:9 says, "It's better to stay outside on the roof of your house than to live inside with a nagging wife." #BFV

Is it me or does Tamar's husband just doesn't seem that into her? Every time she walks in he has to leave. Hmmmmmmmmm..... #BFV

Mr. Critiquification?!?! Trina...Hooked on Phonics DIDN'T work for YOU! #BFV

Every time Tamar speaks I have to push MUTE. #BFV

Who's gonna watch "Braxton Family Values" with me tonight? I've got my Papa John's Pizza & Pepsi ready. Let's go!

Its World AIDS Day. Did YOU get tested today? Did YOU reach out to someone who did? Let's go! #WAD #WorldAIDSDay

I believe, God gives us FAVOR once we stop trying to work for it. Let go. Let God.

Favor is a "nobody but God did this" event.

When you work for FAVOR you end up in the deep, dark, dungeon of disappointment & despair. You must OBTAIN & then WALK in favor.

When you work for something you receive compensation. FAVOR works OUTSIDE of that realm. You OBTAIN favor. You don't work for favor.

Favor is NOT seeking it but YET receiving it.

Favor is being blessed with something or someone that you COULD/WOULD NOT NORMALLY be blessed with.

"For every mountain You brought me over. For every trial you've seen me through. For every blessing Hallelujah for this I give You praise."

My God I'm still basking in His presence. Lord today. There really is fullness of joy in His presence.

I forgot how funny "Nutty Professor II: The Klumps" was. OMG!!! I've laughed myself silly tonight. #AMC

Remember Janet in "Why Did I Get Married, Too?" She scared me in that scene where she lost it. But I digress. Back to The Klumps!

Janet knows how to cry in movies. She ALMOST made ME shed a tear but that would be a #ManLawViolation

Lord today. I'm watching Janet Jackson in the "Nutty Professor II" on my new 50-in LCD HDTV... #Priceless

#NW - "Nutty Professor II: The Klumps" starring Janet Jackson on #AMC.

Awwww, the baby is SO cute!!!! #ToriAndDean #Oxygen

"The more I give to thee, the more I have." - Dean to Tori #Oxygen #ToriAndDean

Awww, that's so sweet. They're renewing their vows after 4 years. #Oxygen #ToriAndDean

Watching "Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood" on #Oxygen. The Jamaican housekeeper called their baby goat, "Curry Goat" & the goat screamed.

is singing, "I'm redeemed by love divine. Oh glory, glory, Christ is mine. All to Him I now resign. I have been redeemed."

Conrad Murray gets maximum sentence after a "tongue-lashing" by Judge Michael E. Pastor in Michael Jackson case.

A slice of homemade (from Savannah, GA) Butter Pound Cake, slightly warmed with a scoop of Haagen-Dazs Vanilla Ice Cream. #shondo

Last night I dreamed someone hacked my Google+, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter accounts. Time to change the passwords.

WHAT SAY YOU? Ladies, if you were a "jump-off" for 13 years, would you still be getting evicted? Let me hear from you. Let's go!

Nah, I don't believe THIS lady was Uncle Herman's jump-off. She's been evicted several times including this month. That's not how IT goes.

The holiday weekend is OVER. Uncle Herman is accused of having a jump-off. Another coach is accused of being a pedophile.Welcome back folks!

As soon as you realize your greatness, some will begin to call you arrogant, conceited and prideful.

The realization of greatness begins when you get a revelation of who you were created to be.

Before you were born, greatness was embedded in your DNA.

Sweetie, Sweetie, Sweetie #SMH #RHOA

I'm convinced many of the young artists just DON'T have IT like Earth, Wind & Fire and others. #SoulTrainAwards

Earth, Wind & Fire!!!!! #SoulTrainAwards

Uncle Lee John come here!!!!!

Willie Earl!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its feels GOOD to give God praise!

You need to STOP, take a moment and tell God, "Thank you for keeping me in the midst of it all!" #Praise

Wondering if you're blessed? Look for your fruit.

The heat and pressure may be on you but GOD will keep you in the midst of it all!!!!!!

If you knew the stuff God KEPT FROM YOU, you'd stop complaining about what you're going through NOW.

What YOU went through has taken others out of here, but God KEPT YOU in the midst of it all.

You ever wanted to do something you KNOW was wrong but God KEPT YOU from it? He will keep you in the midst of it all!

The Lord will keep you in the midst of it ALL. He'll keep you when you don't want to be kept!!!! #Praise

Who's watching Episode 2 of "For Better or Worse?" #ForBetter

CATFIGHT!!!!!! #ForBetter

#NW- "For Better or Worse" on #TBS #ForBetter

I think he's gonna purchase TBS and make it TPS within the next 2 years. Oprah's got hers. He will have his.

I AM an American.

How old IS Cicely Tyson? Is she 197 years old. You know she WAS in "Roots" with Kunta Kinte.

One Word: LEFTOVERS Let's go!!!!!!

Which National retailer has BOARD GAMES on sale today? Thanks in advance for the info. Let's go! #BlackFriday

Tamar is TOOMUCH.COM. I've had enough of her for one night. SMH

"I'm gonna slap the PISS out of you!" - Momma Braxton to Tamar. #BraxtonFamilyValues

I'm so full, I need somebody to bring me some Starbucks. Wait, the doors are locked and I'm too full to get up and open the door. #SMH

I'm so full, even though I'm thirsty, I don't want to get up to get something to drink.

I'm so full, I couldn't stand up and had to roll off the sofa.

"It's probably illegal to be THIS hot." - Tamar #BraxtonFamilyValues

I'm so full I was walking like a State Mother when I got up to go to another room.

No Tamar, you DON'T have perfect pitch.com. #BraxtonFamilyValues

Alright folks...my T-Mobile G2X screen has "faded" and I can't see anything OR answer calls. I JUST got the screen replaced. UGH!

That Tamar is VeryMouthy.com UGH! #BraxtonFamilyValues

#NW - "Braxton Family Values" This is the episode when their Father finally showed up to see them after he missed the 1st visit.

Happy Thanksgiving to Robert Earl, Willie Earl, Lee John, Bessie Mae, Eula Ree!!!!!! WILLIE EARL!!!!!!!!!!

Special Shout out to those having their 1st Thanksgiving without that loved one. May the Consolator be your portion.

Lord, the Pastor and his son-in-law were going at it hard on @JudgeGregMathis today. Lord, help the saints.

Robert Earl! Lee Earl! Willie Earl!!!!! Lee John! All families have at least one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Willie Earl!!!!! Every family has a Willie Earl!!!!!!!!! #JumpingTheBroom

#NW - "Jumping The Broom"

Lord, if I could tweet what I just saw, it would take you OUT OF HERE!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Shout out to ALL the people that are JUST going grocery shopping for tomorrow's dinner. Relax. Relate. Release.

Be sure to vote for FLORIDA'S Melanie Amaro right NOW! 1-855-843-9303 please RT #XFactorUSA @ItsMelanieAmaro

I BELIEVE Chris Rene needs to go home. #XFactorUsa

WOW!!!!!!! Melanie Amaro nailed it! XFactor is OVER!!!!!!! @Xfactorusa #Xfactor @HenryFernandez #OhSnap @ItsMelanieAmaro

Let's go Melanie Amaro!!! @XFactorUSA #XFactor @HenryFernandez #OhSnap

is it a prerequisite that all cable/satellite installers be at least 2 hours late?

Well, there you go. They AREN'T getting married. #CarryOn

Some habits are learned. Some habits are in your bloodline. Either way, if your habits are detrimental & counterproductive BREAK IT!

The GREAT thing is, "Jesus IS a HABIT-BREAKER!" - Bishop G.E. Patterson You no longer have to live in vicious generational cycles.

If you saw your mom fussing at & nagging a man, your habitual nature will find you repeating the behavior. "You're just like your momma."

If you didn't see a man treat a woman properly then the habitual nature of a man tends to mistreat women...usually unintentionally.

Some women stay in abusive relationships because that's all they know. Grandma & Mom were abused and stayed and they told YOU to stay.

We are naturally creatures of habit so we tend to repeat cycles in our lives even if they're negative. i.e. - "You're just like your momma."

Every relationship is unique like a fingerprint. Stop trying to clone you're previous relationship in your current relationship.

Shout out to the Choir President that gave the preacher a whole homemade Sweet Potato Pie. Slice #2 coming up!

"You're just like your momma. You're just like your daddy." The child becomes an adult & imitates what he learned as a child in the home.

You can't act a fool inside the home and expect your kids not to play the part of a fool outside the home.

As parents we GREATLY influence behavior OUTSIDE the home by what we demonstrate INSIDE the home daily.

Most behavior perpetuated OUTSIDE the home is demonstrated INSIDE the home first.

You can't have a home with NO structure and expect your kids to have discipline outside of the home.

Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream. That's all I have to say about that.

Lord today!!! What a day. Tomorrow will be even better. Wait, I still a little bit left in today to maximize. Let's go!

STILL at the church. The funny thing is I was leaving at 12 Noon. It's 3:00 PM. Love the saints. Love God more.

STILL at the church. The funny thing is I was leaving at 12 Noon. It's 3:00 PM. Love the saints. Love God more.

At the church house. Love the Saints. Love God more!

As I get ready to close, each one of us should assess our involvement in the political process and vow to ourselves to do better.

Stop listening solely to the talking heads on #CNN, #MSNBC, #FOXNEWS and conspiracy theories. Study & investigate for yourself.

Just like your religious belief, with the U.S. Constitution, you've got to KNOW it to LOVE it and LOVE it to LIVE it.

The U.S. Constitution is not just for lawyers & politicians. It's a living document for Americans that is commensurate your Bible or Koran.

You can't UPHOLD & DEFEND the U.S. Constitution of you've never READ the U.S. Constitution. Its sad most Americans haven't.

We as Americans citizens must use OUR political power & process to form "a more perfect union" as stated in our Constitution.

Because of the media & celebrity of many Congressional Representatives, we forget THEY work for US. If they don't perform, FIRE THEM!

With all due respect, I question the power of the Occupy Wall Street movement. WE have the opportunity to change law every time we vote.

Most congressional representatives have put partisan politics & personal preference before priority and purpose. That's unconstitutional.

If your Congressional representatives' votes are not voting in the best interests of your district then they should not be re-elected.

The legislative branch is elected to serve the will of the people instead of the will of their particular party. #Congress

ANOTHER balanced budget amendment vote failed in Congress today. Has #Congress passed ANYTHING in this session?

If you think Jesus is a Mexican named Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez, you NEED Jesus!!!!!!!!

Now I wanna watch "The Matrix" on Netflix. SMH

The alleged White House shooter says he's the MODERN Jesus. He must be reading from the MBE. (Matrix Bible Edition) Where's Neo & Morpheus?

According to the alleged White House shooter, he's the MODERN JESUS. So is there an ANCIENT JESUS and a FUTURISTIC JESUS? O_0

The alleged White House shooter (Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez) says he's the MODERN Jesus. I didn't know Jesus was..............nevermind

Then the alleged White House shooter tried to look like Jesus. Umm, sir I'm SURE Jesus' lamb's wool was ALWAYS tight.

Why couldn't the alleged White House Shooter say he was Mohammed or Buddha? No, he had to embarrass my Jesus by saying he's Christ.#EpicFail

I wonder if God told the alleged White House shooter that he will NEVER EVER EVER EVER see the light of day on this side of hell again?

So the alleged White House shooter says, "I was sent here from God to lead the world to Zion." He says HE'S the Messiah.

That's the news AS I SEE IT folks. Have a great day! Let's go!!!!!

SPORTS NEWS: The NBA STILL sucks. Mike Tyson is making fun of Uncle Herman. Tiger needs to slap his ex-caddie like his his wife slapped him.

POLITICAL NEWS: Uncle Herman is still running for POTUS. The Professor Newt is rising in the polls. And Rick just remember his answer.

As many GROWN men & women as there are in the world to EASILY have sex with, why do people target children?! Something is WRONG!!!!!!!

In the news: A boy says a camp counselor at The Citadel invited him in his cabin to watch porn and they masturbated together. #SMH #iCant

Reports are that a bullet hit a White House window. What, was the Secret Service on lunch break? Have they cut their hours? Huh? Really?!

IN THE NEWS: The paternity suit against Justin Bieber has been dropped. (HUGE SURPRISE) Now he needs to drop a defamation lawsuit on HER.

Welp, nobody is saying anything. So I guess I will narrate the news today. Let's go!

Alright folks, I've been immersed in a project I'm working on this morning. What's going on in the world? Humor me. Let's go!!!!!

is still singing, "You'll never understand my praise. Don't try to figure it out. Because my worship is for real."

And another thing, Uncle Herman, you MIGHT want to study up on a subject before you bash the President on the aforementioned subject. #FYI

#JerrySandusky Its NOT normal to want to shower w/ children. My son is 15yo. That's MY child and I won't EVER shower with him. #SMH

I've got alot on my mind this morning. Alot on my mind.

BREAKING NEWS: Kat Von D says Jesse James (Sandra Bullock's ex) cheated on her. BIG surprise. If he cheated WITH you, he'll cheat ON you.

You can believe that #JerrySandusky is kin folks to the devil. He really believes he's gonna beat this case.

is singing, "There will be no Christmas with the NBA" in the Key of Bb. #NBALockout

This #NBALockout is haggard. It's taking Christmas away from Hustle Man and ALL his children.

Think about the little people affected by the #NBALockout. Arena workers; ticket-scalpers; parking attendants; & the bootleg merchandisers.

Ok, we need to start an OCCUPY NBA or an NBA Prayer Movement. This lockout is NOT of God. #NBALockout

WHAT SAY YOU? If someone feels the need to tell you they're humble, are they? Let's talk.

FREE SWEETIE PLEASE!!!!!! #RHOA #thatisall

#NAPTIME Let's go!

What an incredible time at church today. The dinner with my two buddies was great too. Can you guess what time it is now?

RANDOM THOUGHT: Missing my friend Quantrelle alot lately. UGH!

A SPECIAL Shout Out to the people that join Facebook & Twitter JUST to see what YOU are doing. We see YOU! #CyberStalker

WAIT.....you CANNOT use UrbanDictionary.com to play Words With Friends. #Cheating

If reading isn't fundamental for you, stay away from WORD games. Play games like Angry Birds or Tetris.

Words With Friends anyone? 'RobCarpenter2' ATTENTION: If you cannot talk or spell, you are NOT allowed to play this game. #ThatIsAll

Today, I'm praying for YOUR supernatural strength. God is able and so are YOU. Let's go!

WHAT SAY YOU? What social network do you access the most? Gooooo! (My answer is #Twitter)

This Penn St. Scandal is getting uglier and nastier by the minute. God help us!!!! #PSUCharges

NEW RULE: If you're suspicious of an adult/child relationship, REPORT it & PROTECT the child instead of worrying about offending the adult.

I just read the 23-pg Grand Jury indictment of Jerry Sandusky. Alot of people had to think or know something. #VeryClear #PSUCharges

Ladies & gentlemen 'CONVERSATE' is NOT a word. #ThatIsAll

Nobody told me I would experience a range of emotions while watching, "Love & Other Drugs." #WasntPrepared

#NW- "Love & Other Drugs"

I just got a friend request on My________. Like really?! I can't even remember my password. Do you remember your's? lol

DESSERT: Homemade Red Velvet Cake (slightly warmed) w/ Ben & Jerry's Red Velvet Cake Ice Cream. #Winning

Phase 1 of OPERATION PURGE CONTACTS is done. Phase 2 begins tomorrow. Let's go! #Freedom

Dinner: Fresh Broiled Salmon, Steamed Brussels Sprouts & Fresh Yellow Corn #Yummy

TIP: If your phone assigns ringtones to contacts individually, select 'silent' as the ringtone specific to those less desirous contacts.

HERE'S A TIP: Put "DO NOT ANSWER" as the 1st name & their 1st name as their last name so you know NOT to answer them.

In other news: I'm about to "purge" my contact lists. Who's gonna join me in today's exercise? Let's go!

If I catch 2 ADULTS in the shower, I'm freaking out. And, if I see an ADULT with a CHILD I'm calling the police AND beating them down.

Ladies & gentlemen, a GROWN man should not be taking a shower with a child. And, if you see THAT, assume the worse and report it!

Westboro Baptist Church says that PSU has "taken the playbook of the Catholics" and will protest Saturday. #PSUCharges @DailyCollegian

Wait a second. Back up. Beep. Beep. The Penn St. students were rioting over the firing & NOT the crimes committed? #EpicFAIL #PSUCharges

TODAY'S ASSIGNMENT: Go through your contacts and identify the parasitic people in your life. #ThatIsAll Let's go!

Parasitic people, at the root, aren't very happy and their desire is to make YOU unhappy.

Parasitic people will poison potential, purpose & possibility.

You can't get mad at a parasite for doing what a parasite does. You must take responsibility for allowing the parasite in your life.

Jesus said, "The thief comes ONLY to kill, steal, & destroy..." (Jn 10:10a) Sounds like a parasite.

If you're feeling depleted and drained, check YOURSELF. You may be a host to parasitic people in your life.

Parasites will eat the essence of life out of you and then move on to another host and do the same thing. (Thanks LNA)

Be careful! Some people are a parasite to YOUR happiness. Let them go NOW!

Parasite -a person who receives support, advantage, or the like, from another or others without giving any useful or proper return

#2dayImPraying4.......The Victims & Families in the Penn St. abuse scandal.......Also the Penn St. Players! PLS RT/REPOST! #PSUCharges

Some people will lie when the truth will do. #SMH

I could never understand why people riot and tear up their OWN property. After you calm down, then what? There is another way. #PSUCharges

This Penn State story makes my stomach sick...and this is only the beginning of the story. More sickening details coming. #SMH

I called her on the office line and told her I'm still on hold on her iPhone. Haaaaa!!!!! 19 min 43 seconds.

No she just got off the other call but doesn't realize I'm still on the line and is having a conversation with someone in the office. @Nosey

So my mother just put me on hold and obviously forgot I'm on the other line. 13 min and counting. lol

A Message to His Holy Highness the Worshipful Bishop Rev. Dr. Apostle Grand Poobah

A Message to His Holy Highness the Worshipful Bishop Rev. Dr. Apostle Grand Poobah

One of @HeavyD 's final interviews on hip hop, working w/ Jay-Z, producing & tou.. http://ping.fm/shUJx

One of @HeavyD 's last tweets: All glory comes from daring to begin. <=== Wow!!!!!

@HeavyD 's final tweet: BE INSPIRED!

Tweeted by @HeavyD last night: SMOKIN JOE FRAZIER..RIP.. truly one of the best heavyweight champs that ever lived..GODS SPEED,MR FRAZIER!

BREAKING NEWS: Rapper Heavy D is dead. http://ping.fm/k7XRJ

Haaa! Uncle Herman said, "In closing...." Yep, he's a Baptist preacher. Notice how he's using this opportunity to push his agenda. #Smart

You gotta give Uncle Herman credit, he's NOT backing down. He's standing firm right in the face of opposition.

Stay tuned. I'm watching the LIVE presser w/ Uncle Herman. I wonder if he has his 5 rocks with him?

Shout out to all the men that settled sexual harassment lawsuits a long time ago so they could run for president....of Usher Board #1.

I think if Uncle Herman wasn't an ordained minister, he'd cuss ALL of y'all out during this press conference, and then go back to smiling.

Alright folks I just had my 1st iced coffee ever.. A Venti Mocha Frappaccino w/ Soy milk from @Starbucks I LOVE it!!!!

"That's what SHE said."

Herman Cain used to remind me of a rich uncle that's always smiling. Now he reminds me of that one relative that's always in trouble.

In the Bible, Cain killed Abel. Well, it looks like Abel is about to get his revenge on Cain.

Politics are worse than a woman from Detroit. They'll cut you quick.

These women are coming forward on Uncle Herman like he opened the doors of the church. "Will there be another?"

I can tell by the numerous messages I've received today I tapped into a very serious issue. I got more "thank-you's" than "hate you's."

Thank God for those who have stepped-in/filled-in as a parental figure for that child who was kept away from his other parent.

Truth be told, there are multiplied thousands of hurting fathers AND children because of this type of negative behavior. Get it RIGHT!

As I get ready to close, I wasn't aiming at anybody, but If I hit you I declare I didn't mean to miss you. Get it right TODAY!

If the child has to search online to find the parent and the parent has to search online to find the child, SOMETHING & SOMEONE is wrong.

Any parent that moves, forwarding the address for child support but not a phone number for the parent to call the child is EVIL.

Any parent that tells a child to BLOCK the other parent on Facebook/Twitter so the parent can't interact with the child is EVIL.

No matter what you two did to each other, a boy needs his father & a girl needs her daddy. Anyone that tells you different is a liar.

Men, if you'r being kept from your child(ren) document EVERYTHING for the courts AND for the child. Your day of redemption will come.

Men, if you're supporting your child(ren) financially but aren't allowed to have a relationship with them, GO TO COURT TODAY!

Ladies, there is absolutely NO reason to keep a man from seeing his child other than a court order. Your bitterness doesn't count.

Who saw "Tower Heist" w/ Eddie Murphy, Ben Stiller & Precious? (I know) I LOVED it. Thumbs up here!!!!!

Why didn't anyone remind me the season of the "show I love to hate" began tonight? Update? #TheRealHousewivesOfAtlanta

I'm tired but I've got a praise to unleash today. Let's go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good morning. This is a Waffle House morning. I'll see if I can make it there before church. Let's go!

I'm cracking up watching Chris Tucker & Jackie Chan in "Rush Hour 2" on my flight back to Tampa.

I ALMOST missed my flight sitting in the airport restaurant eating some Carolina BBQ. Lol

My pickup is an hour away. Im about to shut Charlotte-Douglas Intl Airport down. Skype me! 'pastorcarpenter'

I enjoyed my daughter tonight in Atlanta during my layover. Time to catch this connecting flight. Let's go!!!!

Ahhh, the unusual sights & sounds of Hartsfield-Jackson Int'l Airport. Let's go!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Malcolm Jamal Warner and Tracey Ellis Ross just strolled past me at Hartsfield going through security.

This Coca-Cola is hitting the spot right now. And THAT'S from a Pepsi man.

Its not the age of a person but rather the wisdom within the person that matters.

Well, I shattered another smartphone screen this morning. It fell off the coffee table on the tile floor. #EmergencyRepair #SMH

When you have it all together, SHOW me, then TELL me. I'll be more likely to receive from you and believe in you.

Some subjects you just sit there, be quiet and don't say a God-blessed word. #ZipIt

If WE were such experts on relationships, so many of US wouldn't be single. #BOOM

"When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you." - Fred Sanford on "Sanford & Son"

If you're still bitter & hurting from your past relationship(s), you can't give advice right now. Get somewhere and sit down.

A man or woman unhealed from a past relationship can't help you mend YOUR current relationship.

You try and give some people the benefit of the doubt and they STILL act like an idiot. Jeeeeesh!

"We must enjoy our lifetime moments in order to experience moments of a lifetime."

#NW - "The Dilemma"

is singing, "How can we be lovers if we can`t be friends? How can we start over when the fighting never ends, baby?" #NoSubtweet

Someone just asked: "If you had to be sequestered for a week, what 3 things would you take?" ME: Tablet, Laptop & toiletries And you?

You've heard what @eharmony says. WHAT SAY YOU? Can you be friends with your Ex? Let's talk! GO!

"Why You CAN'T Be Friends With Your Ex" by @eharmony #4- The Bottom Line

"Why You CAN'T Be Friends With Your Ex" by @eharmony #3- They're moving on but you're not

"Why You CAN'T Be Friends With Your Ex" by @eharmony #2- The Mixed Messages

"Why You CAN'T Be Friends With Your Ex" by @eharmony #1- The Romantic Connection

Ladies & gentlemen, time changes this weekend. FALL BACK (which means an extra hour of sleep Sunday morning.)

A new trend is emerging. If the ladies break their confidentiality agreement, like the ATL guys did, more people will tell their story.

NEW RULE: If you have a scandal in your past, whether true or not, please DON'T reconsider running for President of the United States.

God remembers your vow. Do you?

Thanks for the prayers for my family and I after the passing of my grandmother. The Homegoing will be this Saturday in South Carolina.

Friends, please keep MY family in prayer as my grandmother just passed. She's finally at rest. Thanks.

1st the Texas Rangers lose the World Series. NOW the DalLAST Cowboys. It SUCKS to be a Texan right about NOW!

It's time for those DalLAST cowBOYS to start playing like MEN. #BrokeBackMountainCowboys

BREAKING NEWS: Tom Landry has been summoned from the grave to coach the DalLAST Cowboys ONE MORE TIME! Let's go Tom!!!!

Well, it looks the DAL-LAST Cowgirls are still on their (LOSING) streak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #ROFLMBO

#NP - "Out The Box" by Tonex. THIS is an INCREDIBLY UBER-talented brother. #PrayForHim

The Mother's Board is about to do a praise dance. Ya'll pray for them. Let's go!!!!

I'd love to be in St. Louis next week as the city celebrates the World Series win & the COGIC has their 104th Holy Convocation.

Lord today!!!! One of the saints just brought me some homemade Pear Cobbler. I'm sitting in my office right now eating it.

WHAT SAY YOU? Do you feel the Halloween, Holy-Ween, Harvest events many churches are having this weekend are relevant or effective?