Did anyone watch #BET's Celebration of Gospel? What about the Real Housewives of Atlanta last night? What say you?

Alright. What did I miss? Allergy meds had me down. I'm back. Fill me in. Let's go! Lol

The power of God transcends & super cedes any geographical, physical or spiritual limitations.

I'm in awe of the creative power of God. He is Omnipotent!

I'm amazed at the creative presence of God. He's definitely omnipresent.

Jesus is the best APP I downloaded in my heart. What about you?

God is gonna do something HUGE for someone today. Who's it gonna be? Let me know. Let's go!

is singing, "I shall never let go of His hand. He has done so much for me. I shall never let go of His hand."

PSA: Make sure your texts are sent to that person and not the world via Facebook & Twitter.

The only thing stopping you is YOU not starting. Let's go!

Has anyone had the BK Stuffed Steakhouse Jalapeno & Cheddar Burger? I'm going in. Let's go!

Good morning Saints & aints. How is YOUR day going? I'm at the US Post Office. Gov't outsourcing at its finest. Lol

We need to watch & pray for our cousins in Egypt. There's more to this revolutionary revolt than meets the eye.

A Tampa mom shot & killed her 2 teenage kids for talking back last night. The father is deployed overseas in the Army.

30 Rock is on the air! #nbc #30rock

Kevin Bond "Leadership Prayer"

WHAT SAY YOU? What's YOUR favorite ice cream/frozen yogurt snack? Let's go!

Childhood memory: Does anybody remember playing outside & drinking out of the water hose when thirsty? #iDo

Tonight is DEFINITELY a Pizza & Pepsi night. Let's go!

Who's on ooVoo? I am. Let's video talk. Add 'pastorcarpenter' Let's ooVoo!

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams - Eleanor Roosevelt

Tonight on The Monique Show on #BET, Wess Morgan, Tye Tribbett & Carlton Pearson. #_____________

Everyone's entitled to their "15 min of fame." At 15:01min, get somewhere and saddown! #thatisal

Who knows about SKYPE? Join me now! PastorCarpenter is my screen name. Let's go!

Who's on #Kik Messenger? Add RobCarpenter and let's chat. Let's go!

#BlackBerry Messenger users, you can contact me personally by requesting my PIN 32652851. Talk to you soon!

Sometimes you must choose to laugh when trouble comes. Trouble now = Triumph later.

Everything you need to succeed in life is already in you. Use it. Work it. Let's go!

"Our greatest glory is not in never failing but in rising up every time we fail."- Ralph Waldo Emerson

THE VERDICT IS IN......You have what it takes to succeed. Let's go!

"It is idle to dread what you cannot avoid."- Publius Syrus Let's get it today. Let's go!

WHAT SAY YOU? What are YOUR thoughts of the State of the Union address tonight?

"... it is because of our people that our future is hopeful, our journey goes forward, and the state of our union is strong." #SOTU

From the earliest days of our founding, America has been the story of ordinary people who dare to dream. That’s how we win the future. #SOTU

And there go the tears......I WON!!! #SOTU

Relax, you know #BET is gonna show "The Game" 111 times this week. Watch the President and learn something. #thatisall

Uh oh. "The Game" is on #BET. Whatcha gonna do? Obama or The Game?

Michelle Obama is simply....... #thatisall #shondo #sotu

""...both parties in Congress should know this: if a bill comes to my desk with earmarks inside, I will veto it." #SOTU

"Instead of re-fighting the battles of the last two years, let’s fix what needs fixing and move forward." #sotu

"Now, I have heard rumors that a few of you have some concerns about the new health care law." #SOTU

"So tonight, I’m asking Democrats and Republicans to simplify the system. Get rid of the loopholes. Level the playing field." #SOTU

I like the patdown! #dropsmicEstyle #sotu

If you want to make a difference in the life of our nation; if you want to make a difference in the life of a child– become a teacher. #SOTU

"It’s not just the winner of the Super Bowl who deserves to be celebrated, but the winner of the science fair" #SOTU

WHAT SAY YOU? Who's in with me? Speaker Boenher will cry between 20-30 min in the address #SOTU #POTUS

"Its not whether we can sit together tonight, but whether we can sit together tomorrow."- #POTUS #SOTU

I've got my Fiddle-Faddle and Gatorade. NO calls/texts during the State of the Union address. Only Twitter/Facebook.

RAW Copy of The Process & Pain of Purpose - Part 2

WHAT SAY YOU? Steve Harvey's ex-wife is attacking his credibility & character. Is she justified? Wrong? Let's talk.

Customer Service Professionals: If you're not having a good day, just stay home. God bless your hearts.

No she didn't get an attitude with me because I added another sub to my order. Today is NOT the day. SMH

There are those who dream and wish and there are those who dream and work- Jeune E. McIntyre

Okay, Fruit Salad it is for dinner tonight.

List the "things that make you go hmmmmm." Ready? Let's go!

I know most of you are gonna laugh, but can you believe I forgot to eat today? Time to eat. Let's go!

Ironically, 2 Police officers are killed in St. Pete while 2 officers killed in Miami are laid to rest today.

DEVELOPING STORY: 2 officers killed, 1 critical in St. Petersburg, FL. Suspect still being pursued. Pray.

Did you see those "Heads or Tails" Oreos during the Bears/Packers game? Oh my....

Video excerpts of today's sermon coming in a few. (Hopefully) I'm sure they will bless you.

Tell somebody, "No matter what you're going through, or how you feel, keep it moving."

The word has gone forth. 2 souls came to the Lord. I've done what the Lord instructed. God be praised.

Alright saints. Its time. After a year of rest, I'm about to resume my preaching ministry. Pray my strength. Let's go!

On my way to minister, "The Process & Pain of Purpose" in Tampa. I FEEL LIKE saying a word this morning. Let's go!

Every time I go over tomorrow message, tears begin to flow. Man, God is SO good to me.

Telling YOUR story should point us in the direction of HIStory so HE will get the glory.

Most times we don't know the TESTS behind the TESTimonies. We've all got a story to tell. Have you told YOUR story?

While enjoying dinner, I'm reflecting on tomorrow's message. There's a story behind the message. God is good.

When the intensity & frequency of warfare occurs, realize you're very close to victory if you endure.

I know something HUGE is about to happen. The level of warfare has drastically increased in recent days.

Do you ever get that sense that something is about to BREAK? Where you can FEEL God is about to do something mighty?

At the church house. I LOVE the saints.

Don't get so caught up with your experiences that you miss the defining moments IN the experience.

This Sonny's BBQ is not like the hood, but its close enough for tonight. Thank you Lord. #shondo

God is waiting on you to give up so he can lift you up.

Wanting to give up is not bad. However, giving up is the worst.

You must move from mediocrity to master your mission.

On the way to purpose you have to go further than those that are with you.

My productivity JUST increased drastically. I just activated my mobile WiFi. I'm connected anywhere now. Let's go!

I'm not even gonna lie. The female inmates on the A&E show, "Beyond Scared Straight" scare ME. #iCant

I feel the presence of God right now while studying His word. Lord, help me!

Burning the midnight oil, as usual, while listening to music via my Pandora App. Mood: excited

I ate those honey-bourbon/cajun chicken wings and slept right through the evening. Now I'm up. SMH

I'm done at the $10 Spanish barbershop. I cleaned up nicely. Now what's for dinner? Let's go!

Everybody in this barbershop is spanish-speaking AND its only $10. I LOVE it!

How much are men's haircuts in YOUR city? Let's talk!

I couldn't find a certain credit card. I had it earlier at home. Guess where it was? Between the sofa cushions.

One moment in time can change a lifetime. Don't give up. Let's go!

"True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing."-Socrates

Don't forget to meet me in Tampa Sunday as I preach, "The Process of Prophetic Purpose." Message me for loc/time.

I don't know about you, but I get excited when I hear others' praise reports.

Don't stop. Get it. Get it. (Whatever "IT" is) Let's go!

Great time tonight at church. I love the energy and excitement. When THIS Sunday comes...

Don't you EVER give up on the plan God has for your life. Let's go!

Who remembers this old song? "God don't need no matches. He's fire by himself." (Excuse the ebonics)

If you aren’t going anywhere or doing anything meaningful you won’t have many challenges in life.

Process - a systematic series of actions directed to some end. Tell somebody, "I'm still in my process."

You may have a plan, but you must go through a process in order to accomplish your plan

Your plan is working. Its the process that is difficult.

Negative thoughts can be overwhelming. God said, "Think on the good things. I've got the rest." Let's go!

Alrighty. Its another day to do what God created you to do. Let's go!

I'm watching "Real Housewives of Atlanta" replay from Sunday night. #rhoa

No he didn't say Jason was gonna open up for MCHammer next week. #epicfail #thegame #bet

Derwin: "You can't fix it 'cause you're the problem." (Removes dagger) #thegame #bet

She said "...that $10 Grand every now and again ain't gonna work." #DEAD #thegame #bet

Saints & aints, do not call/text until after 10:30pm EST. "The Game" is on #BET. God bless your hearts.

Almost time for "The Game" on #BET. 7 mil watched last week. How many will watch THIS week?

SUPPERTIME! Mexican tonight. Let's go!

Don't allow yourself to be forced to do ANYTHING. Tell them, "I'm sorry, this doesn't work for me."

Meet me in Tampa Bay this Sunday to find out, "The Process of Prophetic Purpose." Message me for time/loc. Let's go!

This is for somebody: Be weary of the folks that acted like Job's friends when you were "down."

Please wait until you have a written confirmation from my office before advertising I'm coming to minister. #thatisall

Why do people call my office number and when I don't answer they hang up? Leave a message!

You may have a plan, but you have to go through a process in order to accomplish the plan.

Every point in this Sunday's message, "The Process of Prophetic Purpose" I had to experience personally.

Some people jump to conclusions because they can't handle the truth.

Some people jump to conclusions because they don't want to know the truth.

Fellow preachers, do you trust God enough, when he tells you to sit down (w/o scandal) you can?

There really is a significant reason you are going through this situation right now.

This Sunday in Tampa, I'll be sharing a word entitled, "The Process of Prophetic Purpose." It literally transformed MY life.

Eating for the 1st time since Friday. As much as I love food, I literally FORGOT to eat (& tweet) this weekend. Lol

Its a beautiful, bountiful, blessed day in the neighborhood. I'm back. Let's go!

Thanks to all of you for your concerns. I had a VERY unexpectedly hectic weekend in addition to being under the weather. Pray! Let's go.

When someone is removed from your life, leave them there.

"The Process & Pain of Prophetic Purpose" Luke 22:40-45, John 17

Kim Burrell tore up, "It Won't Be Long" by Andrae' Crouch on #TBN tonight. Sang @KimBurrellLove !

Kim Burrell is tore up, "It Won't Be Long" by Andrae' Crouch on #TBN tonight. Sang @KimBurrellLove !

"I don't need someone to carry my Bible who doesn't have the word in their heart."-Sandra Crouch on #TBN

Let's go! Friday Night Fights on #ESPN2!

Its fight time! Friday Night Fights on #ESPN2. Author/Minister Daniel "The Haitian Sensation" Edouard vs Peter Manfredo.

Don't forget to watch author & pro boxer Daniel the Haitian Sensation Edouard on Friday Night Fights on #ESPN2 tonight!

Take the time to go through your process. Don't rush it.

There is a world of opportunity available to you today. Go get it. Let's go!

If I can't say a word, then I'll just wave my hand. #wow

I want to say something so funny but........#iCant.

Tomorrow, watch author & minister, Daniel "The Haitian Sensation" Edouard vs Peter Manfredo on Friday Night Fights on #ESPN2.

Join me in supporting the Australian flood victims. Over 200,000 people have been affected. www.qld.gov.au/floods #QLDfloods

I'm really enjoying the repeat of Pam & Jim's Wedding on "The Office." #theoffice #nbc

"Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting."-Elizabeth Bibesco

My replacement BlackBerry arrived...with the wrong number. LOL. I'll be back up and running in a few. Let's go! #happydance

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."-Thomas Edison

God made your name GREAT. (Gen 12) Don't minimize it.

You must protect the use of your name. Don't lend your name to everything.

Your name is a precious commodity. Guard it.

As I now sit at MY table, I decree you'll perpetually live at THE TABLE God has prepared for you to sustain & bless you.

As a prophetic gesture, I'm gonna sit at MY table and praise God for THE TABLE. Psalms 23

The next time you're feeling the pressure of your enemy, just go sit at THE TABLE. Psalms 23

The next time your enemy wants to attack you, just tell them, "Come on, let't talk about it at THE table." #YESLORD!!!!

He prepares a table (the place of sustenance) so your enemies can see what they can't have by being your enemy.

I just got the revelation. He prepares a table (a place of multiples blessing) in the presence of your enemies.

Just make sure your heart is pure, not perfect and God will advocate on your behalf in the presence of your enemies.

The old saints used to say the spirit of God is bubbling in their soul. That's how I feel RIGHT now. (God help me tonight!)

This is for somebody right now: Don't worry about you enemy's plot. What they meant for evil, God will use it for YOUR good.

"The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything."-Edward Phelps

I love it when somebody tries to get you and they get got. Gotcha!

On my way to the church house. Wait, but 1st I need to stop by the coffee house. Let's go!

More Than Anything - Lamar Campbell and Spirit Of Praise

"The Game" had 7.7 viewers last night on #BET. (Thanks @mediaquicky)

"Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness." - Chinese Proverb

"Hate is never conquered by hate. Hate is only conquered by love."-Buddha

Lord knows I don't need these fresh-baked Chocolate Chip Cookies right now, but I still tell Him THANK YOU for providing them. #shondo

Gracious Lord & Eternal God Our Father, I am enjoying myself ON tonight. LOL Somebody tell the Lord Thank you!

"Two Can Play That Game" with Vivica Fox is on Lifetime Movie Network.

Oh boy, "Let's Stay Together" is sinking FAST! #BET

Ooooooooh snap! #flatlined____________________________ #thegame #BET

POW! She just got GOT! #thegame #BET

Why is he letting HIS woman take his drunk friend home? #WhoDOESthat? (in the words of @ItsKevinBond) #thegame #BET

Did you see how quiet she got when Derwin asked if he was the father? Don't get quiet now! #thegame #BET

Did she just slap him while making out? #iCant #BET #thegame

He is NOT the father! Here we go. #thegame #BET

The ONLY calls or texts I'm receiving while "The Game" is on are from Jesus. Please govern yourselves accordingly. #thegame #bet

"The Game" is ON! #BET Let's go!

Less than 1/2 hour until "The Game" returns to #BET. I've got my popcorn, chips, cookies & Wild Cherry Pepsi. Let's go!

Now to Him who is able to keep you from stumbling, and to present you faultless before the presence of His glory with exceeding joy...

"The Game" returns tonight at 10pm EST exclusively on #BET. Will YOU be watching?

This Friday Pro boxer, minister & author Daniel The Haitian Sensation Edouard is headlining "Friday Night Fights" on ESPN2. @TheMadBlackMan

WHAT SAY YOU? Who do you blame for the shooting in Arizona? The media? Politicians? The internet? Let's talk!

You were created with the glory of God in you. Live in IT. Let's go!

The glory of the Lord is revealed in the earth through...YOU. Let's go!

Snooki from "Jersey Shore" is an author now. #dramaticpause Umm, what are YOU waiting on? Let's go! @todayshow

You were created to give God glory. Do it today. Let's go!

After watching Glen and the Rats on Hoarders, I'm paranoid every time I feel something on my leg or foot. LOL! #hoarders

How does Glen know the 1 rat (Commander Whitehead) he wants to keep out of 1,000? Bye bye Commander. #hoarders

Glen was asked if one of the rats could be euthanized because of a bite in the rat's testicles. #flatlined____________ #hoarders

Glen says those 1,000+ rats are his family. They have a team gathering them out of furniture and the walls. #iCant #hoarders

Glen feeds over 1,000 rats that live with him and now the Humane Society says the rats are in danger. #hoarders

Glen started with 3 rats and now has over 1,000 that live WITH him in his home. #hoarders

If you're NOT watching the BCS FootbalGame, let's watch an all-new Hoarders on A&E now. Let's go!

Lord, ya'll know I'm a clown right? I feel like having a comedic moment. The saints REALLY make me laugh.

Every time I turn around, He's blessing me!

God's word is creative. When He speaks, simultaneously what He speaks is created. What are you creating with your words?

Don't let a BREAKUP make you BREAKDOWN. Instead, BREAK OUT into your BREAKTHROUGH! Let's go!

Don't be disarmed by your distractions. Let's go!

Who's snowed/iced in today? What are you doing instead? Talk to me. Let's go!

If you're still up, "The Donnie McClurkin Story" is on TBN now. (12:30 AM EST) @DonnieRadio #tbn

"Every saint has a past. Every sinner has a future."-Phaedra #RHOA

Jackee! #iCant

Sang Jennifer! #thatisall

Umm, Candi...start the split track NOW. Bless her heart 'cause she is REALLY feeling that song. #Poorthing

Kim is about to sing. Everyone take out your earplugs....NOW! #RHOA

As a pastor, when I see couples going at it like this in premarital counseling, I advise them to wait. This is only a taste. #RHOA

KIM and Ladies: If he cheated on her to be with you...he will cheat on YOU. Hello somebody! #rhoa

"I used to have a big donkey booty."- Phaedra There has NEVER been such an articulate description of Phaedra. HA!

Why did an important call come while watching Real Housewives? What did I miss? I saw NeNe shouldn't have worn that short black dress.

What does Phraedra have on? #FAIL #RHOA

It's time for an ALL-NEW "Real Housewives of Atlanta." Oh how I missed thee. Let's go! #rhoa

Grace & mercy are like the American Express Plum Card. People will wonder how YOU got it. And you say, "I don't leave home without it!"

Stop beating up yourself. With Christ you qualify for grace and mercy in your life. Let's go!

Mercy says, "You deserve THIS, but you'll get THAT." Grace says, "I'm doing THIS regardless of what you did." (God help me today!)

Just like you can never get paid what you're worth, you can never do enough to merit God's grace & mercy, but yet you still get it.

Man says you can't, but the Son of Man says you can! Let's go!

Grace is "favor undeserved." Mercy is "compassion in spite of." You can't earn them nor do you deserve them, but you've got them!

"I've got JUST what I need." (Grace & Mercy following me) Let's go!

Wanna hear something funny? This morning my iPhone replacement wouldn't power up. Lord have mercy. Lol

If you had my number previously, message me YOUR number. I cracked my iPhone screen & I'm using another number. Thanks.

The Women's Conference was awesome. We went IN during worship. THEN, I cracked my iPhone 3GS screen. Oops. #FAIL

I'm at a Women's Conference in Tampa this morning. Just finished Praise & Worship.

I have to lead worship at 9 am for a Women's Retreat, no doubt. I guess I need to turn in. Good night Johnboy. Lol

If you can't stand the heat, don't start the fire!

If you can't stand the heat, get your hip out of the sun.

If you can't stand the heat, stop trying to cook.

If you are touched by Him you won't need to be touched by them.

You don't need him or her. All you need is a touch from God. Let's go!

If we're preaching the word of God, we don't need gimmicks to market the ministry to the masses. #truth

A "NO" from God is better than any person's "YES."

Christ, in His humanity wanted to, but didn't, give up right before He fulfilled His earthly purpose. Don't give up!

One phone call, one email and one handshake can change your life SUDDENLY! Don't give up folks. Let's go!

Don't make a permanent decision based on your temporary circumstances. (That's for somebody right now.) Let's go!

Faith is the substance of things hoped for. Fear is the result of things worried about.

You must cease living in fear and commence living by faith. Let's go!

Those church rules wore me out so much I fell asleep like the church mothers when I preach. Lol #imback

These are some of the 2011 Church Rules. Please govern yourselves accordingly. #churchrules

2011 Church Rules: If reading in public is not your forte, please stop asking to read the church announcements. #churchrules

2011 Church Rules: If you're Drivers License has been suspended multiple times you cannot drive the church van. #churchrules

2011 Church Rules: Ladies, if you're gonna sit on the front row in church, please make sure you...well, you know. #churchrules

2011 Church Rules: If you don't have a pleasant personality please don't volunteer to be on the usher board. #churchrules

2011 Church Rules: If you really can't sing, stop asking to sing an "A" & "B" selection in the choir. #churchrules

2011 Church Rules: If you can't prophesy INSIDE the church don't prophesy to me OUTSIDE the church. #churchrules

2011 Church Rules: No security for the pastor needed if you have just a few members in church. #churchrules

2011 Church Rules: Speaking of bathrooms, Preachers, no more pics taken....nevermind. #churchrules

2011 Church Rules: No witnessing, prophesying or laying on hands in the church bathroom. #churchrules Any others?

All the communication needed in the bathroom, at the most, is a nod and a quick look away. 'Cause if you look too long...well....

Once I used the public bathroom at my church and a brother came and started prophesying to me at the urinal. #bathroomprophet

Why do some guys INSIST on talking while standing at the urinal? This is NOT the time or place to talk about the Lord. #FAIL

The best thing you can do for yourself today is to increase your faith and get rid of fear. Let's go!

"There's been a change in me, once blind but now I see,God gave me victory;
and He did it suddenly, and He did it suddenly."

I keep saying this: There is a SUDDENLY waiting on you. Let's go!

Ted Williams said, "The difference this time around I acknowledge the Lord in ALL MY WAYS."

Just like homeless man, Ted Williams' life turned around in an instant, God has a SUDDENLY for you. Keep going! Lets go!

Homeless man, Ted Williams, with the "Golden Voice" life changed in one day. He just did a VoiceOver for the Today Show on #NBC.

Ted Williams, the man w/ the Golden Voice, just did the open of the @todayshow on #NBC!

Whose report do you believe? Fear or faith?

Faith says, "I believe God." Fear says you don't.

My son (14) is cracking jokes at 5:45 am. He IS his father's child. Lol

The dawning of each new day brings opportunities for miracles in our lives. Let's go!

Faith is the substance of things hoped for. Fear is the result of things worried about.

You must cease living in fear and commence living by faith. Let's go!

It's late in the midnight hour and God just turned a situation around. Yes! Let's go!!!!

Jesus take this God-blessed wheel! Let's go!

Jammin to "I Won't Let Go" by John P. Kee on Pandora. @KeeTwit

After your wilderness experience comes your promised land. Keep it moving.

You're wonderfully well, blessed and highly favored of the Lord! Let's go!

When you "lose your mind" replace it with the mind of Christ. Let's go!

You are most valuable. Act like it! Let's go!

If you don't start now, when?! Let's go!

WHAT SAY YOU? Should those that receive public assistance (food stamps/welfare/disability) be drug tested regularly? Let's talk.

Florida's new Governor Rick Scott & African-American Lieutenant Governor Jennifer Carroll are being sworn in today.

Egypt. The Wilderness. The Promised Land. Where are YOU?

God will confirm His word to YOU every time. We must be in a position to hear His voice.

Egypt. The Wilderness. The Promised Land. Where are YOU?

I just had a talk w/ someone who unknowingly confirmed God's word to me by telling me what God spoke to them. Wow!

God will confirm His word to YOU every time. We must be in a position to hear His voice.

Oprah just said she often has dreams of interviewing OJ Simpson and getting his confession to the murders. #Oprah

Oh Lord, Nancy Grace has a court-type show called "Swift Justice." Nancy doesn't play! Lol Check your local listings.

Don't let the pain of last year steal the joy of this new year. Let's go!

Don't let the negativity from last year overtake you this year. Lets go!

I'm watching "Basketball Wives" on VH1 for the 1st time. I'm having flashbacks of "Real Housewives of Atlanta." Help!

For most the work week begins Monday. Don't let the negativity from last year overtake you this year. Lets go!

Oprah's Master Class featuring Diane Sawyer is on OWN. Let's go! #Oprah #OWN

At the church house watching Miami lose to New England and Tampa vs New Orleans. #NFL

Testing 1-2. It's Day 2 of our new year. Let's do it BIG. Let's go!

I'm extremely proud of Oprah. She accomplished this in 25 years. What can you accomplish in 25 years?

"Oprah's Master Class" on OWN airs the same time as "Real Housewives of Atlanta" on Bravo. Sundays at 10pm. What will I do?!

Some are "boycotting" OWN because of Oprah's view of religion. QUESTION: Do we know the religious beliefs of other network owners?

OWN - The Oprah Winfrey Network. What do you think? It seems the programming may raise the bar. What do YOU think?

Happy New Year! Hey everybody Oprah's on! The Oprah Winfrey Network is LIVE!