Thursday, June 30, 2011

Organist/keyboardist for church. NON-NEGOTIABLES: Saved, read music, ear training, hymnology & liturgy. Message me. Let's go!
WHAT SAY YOU? Where is the line drawn between BULLYING and "Kids being kids?" Let's chat! #bullying
Shout out to all the people watching the Casey Anthony trial while they're getting paid to work. #Distracted
Shout out to all the families having family reunions this month. #NoFightsThisTime
Shout out to all the people that will use the e-Harmony.com's free weekend to get a date by Sunday after church.
Shout out to the couples that want to be romantic but their children sleep in the bed with them every night.
Shout out to the couples that want to be romantic in Dubai. You're going to jail if you get caught...holding hands in public.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

God will do JUST what He says He's gonna do. Stop listening to the voices that aren't pushing you towards your greatness.
God is YET faithful!!!!!

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

I'm on Skype until 9:30 PM EST. Let's go! 'pastorcarpenter'
You've got to wrap your purpose with praise & praise with purpose. Let's
go!!!
Martin. #MissTrinidad #ThatIsAll
Praising with purpose produces prophetic manifestation. Let's go! #praise
Happy 53rd Wedding Anniversary to my parents. (yesterday) Yeah, I forgot!!!!! lol
You've got to wrap your purpose with praise and praise with a purpose. Let's go!

Monday, June 27, 2011

With all sincerity, I feel sorry for Evelyn. Bless her heart. #BasketballWives
Basketball Wives is on #VH1! Who's watching? Let's go! #BasketballWives
How do you think you're gonna get a job when you show up to the interview in flip-flops? #FAIL
I'm watching the 2nd half of the #BETAwards. Talk about some awkward moments....Ha!!!! That's LIVE TV sometimes.
For those who watched the BET AWARDS last night, what were your thoughts about the show, the host & the performances?
When the prophetic script is written for your life and you know what it is, you shouldn't have ANY worries. #LifeIsGood
So my email account was hacked from a computer in Spain?! Haaa. Try again compadre!!!!!!

Sunday, June 26, 2011

There he goes taking off his shirt and showing his funky drawers. #SMH #BETAWARDS
I was trying to wait to see Steve, Donnie, Shirley, & Beyonce but I've got to be up at 4 am. #TryingToTurnTvANDTwitterOff
Where are his TEETH?!??!?! Wait I know why KANYE is there..........................#BETAWARD
Johnny Gill.....Where You At?? Kimberly Nichole...What IS you wearing?!(ebonics intentional)
No Kevin Hart didn't call out Kwame?! Well, at least he's outta jail to see it. #BETAWARDS
Justin Beiber.....bless his heart.....#BETAWARDS
MALI!!!!!!!! #BETAWARDS
ATTENTION: If you have a 60 inch HD flat screen TV DO NOT rewind to see if there was a wardrobe malfunction. #BETAWARDS
Is THAT Jill Scott? I mean, she had it going on before but now......................The LADY in Red. #BETAWARDS
Kevin Hart is batting 1000% tonight!!!!!
Tracy Ellis Ross..........WHAT do YOU have on?......cough.......#WipesDrool lol
Um Rick Ross.........#BETAWARDS
Obviously Chris Brown wasn't finished getting dressed for the show tonight. #BETAWARDS
Time to get ready for the BET Awards. #BETAwards #McClurkin #Ceasar
Preachers, if you long after the dollar, you are a wreck waiting to happen, and God will settle you down. #DropsMic
Preachers, minstrels & psalmists, when you point people away from Christ it won't be long before you have to settle.
Preachers, minstrels & psalmists, when you point people to you instead of Christ, it won't be long before you have a wreck.
Some minstrels & psalmists have been kicked out of the presence of God and don't even know it because of pride.
Minstrels & Psalmists, serve with humility. God doesn't NEED you. Ask Lucifer.
When you serve to serve you won't care about being served.
Authentic ministry (to serve) is serving others pointing them towards Christ & the cross, not yourself. #SayOuchSomebody
If you're serving and get upset because your name isn't called, you're serving unto yourself and not unto the Lord.
If you're serving in church/ministry and you're hurt because you weren't recognized for your service, YOU MISSED it.
It still amazes me how some grown, saved folks can be so juvenile. Your service is not really about you.
It's hot in Tampa today. #thatisall

Friday, June 24, 2011

Shout out to the women who are hopeful after seeing the story about the 99
year old lady who just got married for 1st time.
Shout out to all the fathers who were given Father's Day gifts bought with
the allowance or child support they gave. Lol
Today is "Take Your Dog To Work Day." Get Spot dressed, not your boyfriend.
Ha!
Shout out to the people who are excited about joining MySpace this week.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Fat Boy's Beauty Supply? Interesting name.......
WHAT SAY YOU? Bishop Paul Morton rebuked Bishop Eddie Long asking him to
repent for his sins so he may be forgiven. Your thoughts? Let's chat. (see
youtube video)

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Do you really think God would create you then corrupt you? Let's go!
Do you really think God would create you and fail you? Let's go!
Do you really think God would create you then forsake you? Let's go!

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

If you FOCUS you won't fail.
If you FOCUS you'll be FAITHFUL.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

When you're in the will of God you will be amazed by His grace, but never surprised by his blessings.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

X-Men: 1st Class was an AWESOME movie.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

The power of knowing your destiny takes the worry away when you experience trouble & it increases your faith focus. Romans 8:28
A prophetic word that's NOT connected to your DESTINY is a distraction. Learn the voice of God. Let's go!
It's Wednesday people. You're almost there. Let's go!

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Walt Disney World just raised its one day rate to $85/person. Why not just take the entire $100 bill? Wow!
Shout out to the women who let their "tracks" show EVERYDAY.....#FAIL
Shout out to all the women (and men) that ran out of lace front wig glue.
Sometimes you just have to laugh......actually sometimes you need a ROLFLMBO! I just got mine for the day. Haaaaa!
The realization of greatness begins when you get a revelation of who you were created to be. You are God's grand design. Let's go!

Monday, June 13, 2011

At the church house for Vacation Bible School. Let's go!
The preacher who incorrectly proclaimed the rapture had a massive stroke. Hmmm. Pray for him.
Never let "them" see you sweat. Let's go!!!!!
Stop looking at HOW you're gonna get THERE. Nobody's done what you're doing because you're a TRAILBLAZER! Let's go!
Don't let the problems from your weekend keep you from promise of your week. Let's go!
Congrats to the 2011 NBA Champs - Dallas Mavericks.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

#GoHeat #GoHeat #GoHeat #GoHeat #GoHeat #GoHeat #GoHeat #GoHeat #GoHeat #GoHeat #GoHeat #GoHeat #GoHeat #GoHeat
Man oh man.......Wow....well at least I know why now. Hmmmm.
Like those in the upper room, I have an expectation of God. With expectation comes a "then suddenly." Let's go!

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Really @RepWeiner? A 17 year old? You're stupid and yes you need help.
Funeral of 1yo over. About 500 in attendance. At least 475 unchurched. Viewed body at end. Please pray for Smith family.
Getting prepared for the funeral of a 1yr old boy who drowned last week. Please pray for the family's strength.
Playing musical chairs. I'm the DJ. "Play it Rev. DJ!" lll
At church for Vacation Bible School kick-off and then a funeral for a 1 yr old who died in pool accident.
Woke up singing,"And now let the weak say I am strong. Let the poor say I am rich because of what the Lord has done for us."

Friday, June 10, 2011

Just got through ministering to men on the topic, "Overcoming Self-centeredness."
Nap time before I minister tonight.
RobCarpenter2 is my name on Words With Friends.....
Let's play Words with Friends. 'RobCarpenter'
Why is it the person with the worst breath & bad teeth always talk the loudest and the most?!
"Ain't I tell ya don't beefa callin here no mo?!" - What's YOUR favorite ebonic saying? Let's go!!!!!
Ooh Lord I got a good little nap during that movie. I'm gonna have to watch it again. Lol
Oh Friday, how I've longed for thee. You're ALL mine. Let's go!
Woke up this morning with my mind stayed on Jesus. (in my Bernice Jenkins voice) Let's go! (@RickeySmiley)
Working hard tonight....busy week of ministry coming up starting tomorrow. Let's go!

Thursday, June 9, 2011

At the church house.
Everyone in West Palm Beach, Lisa Raye will be at LIQUID LOUNGE 1900 OKEECHOBEE Blvd this Sat. @TheRealLRaye
Lisa Raye...Halle Berry...Janet Jackson...We bless him for them even now. #ThankYouLord
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lisa Raye will be in West Palm Beach, FL this Saturday.........cough..... @TheRealLRaye
The time you wasted looking for what you need could have been used using what's inside you. Let's go!!!
............Certain people & flies..............#ReadBetweenTheLines lol
Don't be so focused on a future day that you don't maximize THIS day. THIS is the day the Lord has made. Let's go!

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Shall we be reminded? God is STILL God. #ThatReallyIsAll
Remember Ananias & Sapphira...............
In the lab on the Yamaha Motif XF8. #theraputic
At my second home......the church house. Let's go!
WHAT SAY YOU? How far is too far with social networking "friends/followers" when in a relationship? Let's talk!
WHAT SAY YOU? Is online conversation & flirtatious banter considered cheating? Let's talk.
Its Wednesday. You're halfway there. Let's go!

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

#GoHeat #GoHeat #GoHeat #GoHeat #GoHeat #GoHeat #GoHeat #GoHeat #GoHeat #GoHeat
New York, I'm so glad your weiner isn't long........cough.... #OkImDone
If the weiner didn't confess I wonder how long before he would have been sued and settled?
)
Its amazing. If weiner was long he'd already have.......nevermind!!!!!
So the weiner came clean (under pressure) but the longfellow didn't? #LookingForFiveRocks
WHAT SAY YOU? What level of accountability do YOU feel politicians & preachers should be held to?
SAVE THE DATE: August 20, 2011 The "Four Mo' Tenors" Concert Tampa, FL More info coming!
Interesting fact: President Bill Clinton officiated Rep. Weiner's wedding...............
It's a beautiful morning. I feel great. You ready? Let's go!!!!

Monday, June 6, 2011

Home. Eat. Sleep by 8.
In a planning meeting at First Baptist Church of Tampa, FL. Details coming soon.
Do you give with the expectation of receiving or do you give without thought of reciprocation?
Regardless of how you feel make today a great day. Let's go!
Today's a new day so #iSmile. Let's go!

Sunday, June 5, 2011

If you're gonna take a bathroom pic, please clean the bathroom 1st. #NoMoreBathroomPics
By the way, if you're gonna take a bedroom pic, please CLEAN up all the junk on the floor & the bed FIRST. #UberFail LOL
I entered a number wrong & texted the wrong person. It was an older lady who then sent 3 pics trying to holla. #dead
"Harlem Nights" is on #BET again. I could watch it 1,000 times more.
I went to The @CheeseCake Factory and didn't order cheesecake. It was tempting but I made it. Yay me!!!!!
Boiled egg, turkey sausage, toast and juice. #winning
It's a great thing to wake up smiling & laughing. I LOVE my life. Let's go!

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Good long afternoon nap. #winning
The shoes they brought out for me to try on had one shoe as a 12 & the other a 13. #fail
Though many will seek shelter FROM the rain you will be a shelter IN the rain. The rain IS coming.
The "cloud' over you is about to release rain in your life not trouble & trials. The rain IS coming.
YOUR ark is your time, talent & treasure. Build your ark and prepare for the rain. The rain IS coming.
Just as Noah built the ark when there was no rain, build YOUR ark in the time of drought. The rain IS coming.
It rains on the just & unjust. Position yourself so you'll be in the "fall" of rain.
Those that sowed in the dry season w/o thought of reciprocity will reap a multiplied harvest in the next season of rain.
Lord today. I'm up praying. Send requests. Let's go!

Friday, June 3, 2011

If you've already committed yourself to another church but are saying you're retiring you're wrong. #GetRight
If you're leavng church early to go to your other church secretly, you're wrong. #GetRight
If you're unhappy at your current church & "secretly" attending another church, you're wrong. #GetRight
Im so tired. I'm gonna sleep like a baby in the womb tonight. Loooong productive day.
Up, up and away!!!!!!!
How does Chick-fil-A NOT have biscuits? I guess I wasn't supposed to have them today. Smh
Hotlanta!!!! How YOU doing?
This lady just said God is white-haired scientist from another planet. THIS is gonna be an interesting day I see.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

"A doctor can only heal where you reveal."- Kirk Franklin
For those that missed it, on TBN right NOW is Steve Harvey, Kirk Franklin, Rickey Smiley & David & Tamela Mann.
When you deal with saints that are REALLY aints don't you want to treat them like aints? #TellTheTruth
If you can only prophesy in the parking lot and bathroom you need to shut it down!.......cough......
If all you've got is a bathroom ministry you need to shut it down. #imjustsayin
If I'm standing at the fountain I don't want to hear a word you got from the fountain of living water. #manlaw
If I'm sitting on the throne of mercy, I don't want to hear what you have to say from the throne. Was that TMI? #manlaw
I don't care if an angel spoke to you. Don't prophesy or bless me in the men's restroom...EVER! #manlaw
is singing' "Ain't I tell you it will be alright?"
I'm tired AND my allergies are acting up I thank God for being a healer. His joy is my strength. Let's go!
Is Finger Fat a new medical condition?
The Balloon Boy & his family lives in the Tampa area. They're selling the balloon for $1mil to help Japanese victims....

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Sometimes the things people do really crack me up.
Lord Jesus the song, "Safe In His Arms" just dropped in my spirit. Where's @LucindaMoore or @VickieWinans?
At the church house!!!!
is singing, "Don't you know no good? Don't you know no good?" Lol
Here comes the rain again falling on my head like memory........lol