Sunday, July 31, 2011

"You have to earn the presence of God. Recognize the presence of God. And, React to the presence of God." #CowboysAndAliens
A quote from the movie #CowboysAndAliens "God doesn't care who you were. He only cares who you are."
I'm expecting an AWESOME time with the Lord today. Are you ready? Let's go!

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Matters of the heart aren't always simple but can be worth the complexities with the right person.
I hyped about tomorrow. I taught our worship team an arrangement of Jill Scott's "So In Love."
I preached a message entitled, "I'm About To Blow Up.' How prophetic after this "All-I-Can-Eat" Seafood Feast.
Round #3 at the "All-I-Can-Eat" Seafood Feast. Let's go!!!
Round #2 at the "All-I-Can-Eat" Seafood Feast. Let's go!
On my way back to the church for the "All-I-Can-Eat" Seafood Feast. Let's go!
With the saints!!!
Brother man is riding his bike in this heat like he's riding the green mile.
Why did I just wske up thinking its morning time. Ugh!!!! I guess I'll count tweets while I go to sleep.

Friday, July 29, 2011

#NW - "Hall Pass" & "Roommates" on DVD #Redbox
Its 95 in Tampa. Ugh!!!!
Ladies & gentlemen, saints & friends, Pastor Obama is now preaching...I mean speaking. God bless your hearts.
"I'm gonna tell you how good God's been." (*In my Sis. Odell voice) @IAmSteveHarvey

Thursday, July 28, 2011

What MEN Find Sexy About WOMEN by #eHarmony.com #9- She's a great kisser
What MEN Find Sexy About WOMEN by #eHarmony.com #8- She's willing to set aside her fear
What MEN Find Sexy About WOMEN by #eHarmony.com #7- She's willing to bend the rules..........#iWont
What MEN Find Sexy About WOMEN by #eHarmony.com #6- She knows how to say 'thank you'.......cough
What MEN Find Sexy About WOMEN by #eHarmony.com #5- She's affectionate
What MEN Find Sexy About WOMEN by #eHarmony.com #4- She likes and understands men
What WOMEN Find Sexy About MEN by #eHarmony.com #10 - His voice
What WOMEN Find Sexy About MEN by #eHarmony.com #9- No drama
What WOMEN Find Sexy About MEN by #eHarmony.com #8 - Eye contact
What WOMEN Find Sexy About MEN by #eHarmony.com #7- Confidence
What WOMEN Find Sexy About MEN by #eHarmony.com #6- Humor us
What WOMEN Find Sexy About MEN by #eHarmony.com #5 - Kindness
What WOMEN Find Sexy About MEN by #eHarmony.com #4- A great smile *runs to brush teef lol
What WOMEN Find Sexy About MEN by #eHarmony.com #3- Smarty pants
What WOMEN Find Sexy About MEN by #eHarmony.com #2- His listening ability
What WOMEN Find Sexy About MEN by #eHarmony.com #1- He's got talent
What Men Find Sexy About Women by eHarmony.com #3- She's a grown-up about things related to sex
What Men Find Sexy About Women by eHarmony.com #2- She's beautiful
What Men Find Sexy About Women by eHarmony.com #1- She's Playful
If you continue to cover IT, you'll eventually be covered in IT. Deal with your IT! Let's go!
WHAT SAY YOU? "Crazy Stupid Love," "Captain America," "Cowboys & Aliens," or "The Smurfs?"

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

#ImSick That's ALL I have to say about THIS next part of this mess. #SMH
As @AjoneeMiller says, CHURCH FLOW! Let's go!
WHAT SAY YOU? They were to get matching name tattoos. She got his name. He didnt get hers. Thoughts.....
WHAT SAY YOU? Has America become an "entitlement" society? Do most Americans think they should "get" regardless of effort or merit?
Don't you love waking up with a smile and a praise?
This IS the day and I'm already rejoicing. Who's joining me? Let's go!!!!

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Possibilities are synonymous with opportunities. Let's go!
Possibilities are the opportunities behind the open door. Let's go!
FYI: If your best singing is in the SHOWER or in the CAR, you MAY NOT join the choir or do a solo in church.
What do YOU have planned to accomplish TODAY? Let's go!
It's a spectacular day. Let's go people!!!!!
Let's go get 'em!

Monday, July 25, 2011

Meeka knew it was time to go when she got beat up. Why haven't YOU left that relationship where you're getting beat up? #BasketBallWives
Meeka realized it was time to go when Tami punched her out. Do you know when its time to leave THAT messy friendship? #BasketBallWives
"Friends" who lie like Suzi will cause you to believe your own lies. #BasketBallWives
"Friends" like Suzi will cause you to end relationships of value. #BasketBallWives
"Friends" like Suzi will cause you to believe the lies of the enemy. #BasketBallWives
"Friends" like Suzi will cause you to get in DEEP debt. #BasketBallWives
"Friends" like Suzi will cause you to bite off more than you can chew. #BasketBallWives
Listening to "friends" like Suzi, will get you knocked OUT! #BasketBallWives
Ladies, you better watch out for friends like Suzie. They'll talk you right into a mess and then turn their back on you. #BasketBallWives
Al Reynolds is on #BasketBallWives next week? Well.........NEVERMIND. #GoodNight for real.
Oh no Suzi didn't. What a Benedict Arnold!!!!! WOW!!! That's a lesson for you folks. #BasketBallWives
Lord Jesus, I laughed tonight like I haven't in, well about 4 hours. lol Good Night! #ImOut
UPDATE on a NEW Reality Show: "The Real Pastor's Ex-Wives" starring.................................
Tami #EpicFail #BasketBallWives
Ladies and gentlemen, Meeka has left the country!!!!!!!! #BasketBallWives
Cat Fight! Cat Fight! Cat Fight!!!!!!! SHE RIPPED HER WEAVE SMOOTH OUT!!!!!! #BasketBallWives #Vh1
WHAT SAY YOU? If there were a reality show called "The Real Pastor's Wives" WHO should star in it? #IDareYou Go!!!!!
We need to start an online petition to get "The Real Pastor's Wives" on Vh1.
Tami's language is SO unladylike. #BasketBallWives #Vh1
With a friend like Suzie, who needs enemies? #BasketBallWives #Vh1
The #BasketBallWives need to leave Rome and go to The Vatican and get touched by the Pope.
CAT FIGHT!!!!! #BasketBallWives #Vh1
BasketBall Wives.....#Vh1 #BasketBallWives

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Mama Sue! #SundayBest #BET
Is that JBII? #SundayBest #BET
Ya'll better not start with me tonight!!!!!! HE WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #SundayBest #BET
#iWont #iCant #SundayBest #BET
These homemade Rice Krispy Treats are awesome!!!!
Sunday Best is on #BET #SundayBest Let's go!
WHAT SAY YOU? CNN is airing the Wedding of 2 Male New York City Mayor's Staff members LIVE from the Mayor's Mansion.
My God the Glory of God (doxa) was in God's house today. The message was "The Realness of God" (Psa 14:1-7) God IS real!
I'm expecting God's glory (doxa) today. Let's go!
Today = Great Let's go!

Saturday, July 23, 2011

You don't need a "woosah" but what you need is a high praise!!!!!! #ItsDone
Can I get a "Hey Heyyyyyyy" from somebody that knows what I'm talking about tonight? #ItsDone
I thank God for my trials. I thank God for my trouble. I thank God for my pain. It all worked out for my good. #ItsDone (Gen 50:20)
I had a daily prayer for 16 years that I believed God for against ALL odds "and HE did it SUDDENLY." #ItsDone (Gen 50:20)
Elder Timothy Wright wrote a song that says, "Trouble don't last always." #ItsDone (Gen 50:20)
When I go through bad I know my trouble has to end up good because Jesus said "It is finished." #ItsDone (Gen 50:20)
Jesus spoke a prophetic word just for you on the Cross at Calvary. He said, "It is FINISHED!" #ItsDone (Gen 50:20)
Jesus, I feel a Baptist "whoop" on me right now. IT'S DONE! Bad=Good. Pain=Purpose. Trouble=Triumph Setback=Setup #ItsDone (Gen 50:20)
Stop trying to take detours out of your troubles. Go through the bad to get to your good. #ItsDone
Tell somebody, "I just walked right out of my bad smack-dab into my good!" #ItsDone Ahhhhhhhhhh!
God help me here tonight. Somebody is getting free right now on a Saturday night. Tell somebody, "IT'S DONE!" #ItsDone
Tell 3 people, "My BAD is good. GOD is good. And now I'M good." #ItsDone (Gen 50:20)
Psa 119:67 says, "Before I was afflicted I went astray, but now I keep Your word." Some need a little trouble to get you right with God.
The Psalmist said in Psalm 119:71, "It is good for me that I have been afflicted, that I may learn Your statutes." #ItsDone
All the bad will turn out for your good if you hold on. #ItsDone (Gen 50:20)
Just because it looks bad & feels bad doesn't mean it will end up bad. #ItsDone (Gen 50:20)
Look at somebody and say, "It's Done!" Genesis 50:20. (I could preach this RIGHT NOW!)
Gen 50:20 But as for you, you meant evil against me; but God meant it for good, in order to bring it about as it is this day...#ItsDone
God is faithful. That's all I have to say about that...for now. #Winning

Friday, July 22, 2011

When was the last time you checked your voicemail greeting? When was the last time you set your voicemail greeting?
Shout out to all the people going to the car lot today believing God for a vehicle. Let's go!

Thursday, July 21, 2011

What's on television tonight?
Its hot!!!!! Lord today!
"Come on Cletus, come on right now! But I'm gonna tell you something, I gotta a razor in this here bag."-The Nutty Professor
"I know a good church down there on Main Street, but they won't marry you if you're a lesbian."- The Nutty Professor
"Don't give me none o' dem mashed potatoes, you know mashed potatoes give me gas." - The Nutty Professor
"Come on Cletus! It aint nuthin' but a short walk. You might walk over, but you limpin' back!" - The Nutty Professor
Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

At the church house!!!!!
WHAT SAY YOU? How do YOU communicate the TRUTH of God to those that are lost? Dogmatic? Gentle? or Intolerant? Let's chat.
God, I thank you!
Your smile, handshake & hug or the lack thereof can make or break a person's day.
We must be sensitive to people while holding up the standard of the Cross of Christ. You never know where a person is in his/her walk.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Shout out to the guy who is still trying to get back with his ex-fiance, even though they've been broken up for 3 years.
#NP - "Changed" by Walter Hawkins on @Spotify I'm going in right here in @Starbucks. Lord today!
WHAT SAY YOU? If you romantic interest told you they cheated in a previous relationship, would you end it or continue?
Welp, show's over. Time to go.
If he ends up on "The 1st 48: Missing Persons" you all were my witnesses. lol
I offered to pray with him. He told me he's happy that its over with her. I told him he better watch out for her cousins. lol
The guy came back in the McDonald's. I asked him why he dumped her. He said he was fed up with her being so pushy & bossy.
This is like watching Maury. Her cousins are having a "Come to Jesus" meeting with him against the back of his car.
Uh oh - Shout out to the girl who just got dumped at McDonald's whose cousins just came to speak to the guy who dumped her.
Shout out to the guy that just broke up with his girl on a lunch date at McDonald's. #LOSER
You gotta wonder if CNN, MSBNC, NBC, ABC, CBS & PBS are laughing silently at the Rupert Murdoch scandal overseas.
I wonder if God laughs sometimes at the things WE say is HIM and they're really not. #SMH
Shout out to the people who always add an "S" at the end of words and names that aren't there. Do YOU know anyone like that?

Monday, July 18, 2011

Man, God just keeps blowing my mind with blessings.
"I never talk about my man to my girlfriends."- Evelyn #BasketballWives
Speaking of INSECURE....time for BasketBall Wives on #Vh1. Haaaa! #BasketballWives
If you joined #Twitter just to see who she's tweeting and who's tweeting her, #YOURE_INSECURE
If you're trying to make HER somebody else you want her to be, #YOURE_INSECURE
If you have to be in control of everything, all the time, #YOURE_INSECURE
If buy things for her and then take them away when you get mad at her, #YOURE_INSECURE
If you're checking her emails, texts, Facebook posts, tweets & cell phone bill, #YOURE_INSECURE
If you got to time her departures and arrivals, #YOURE_INSECURE
He told her its takes 17 min to get home. She took 23 min. Where was she for those missing 6 minutes? You know anyone like that? #NSecure
The man gave his woman a list of do's and don't's and told her to sign it. He's a stone-cold dude. #WhoDoesThat?! lol
I'm watching the movie, "N-Secure." Man this movie is CRA-ZY!
Make this declaration: "I'm coming out of what I've been in, not many days hence." Let's go!
This weekend God answered a prayer request that I'd literally prayed about for years. Look at somebody & say, "Won't He do it?!"

Sunday, July 17, 2011

"I've been waiting for me to come along and now I've swept myself off my feet." - Jerry Seinfeld
Michael Pugh's singing got me out of the bed tonight. He SANG! Lord today!!!! Ok back to bed. #SundayBest #BET
#NW - "Little Fockers
Casey Anthony is released from jail in Orlando. Its time to forgive her and let it go. Whether you agree or not, leave her alone.

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Transformers: Dark of the Moon in 3D was OFF THE CHAIN! Next week - CAPTAIN AMERICA.

Friday, July 15, 2011

Ladies & gentlemen, Robert L. Carpenter, II has left the social network building. #FULL
Shrimp Egg Foo Young, Shrimp Fried Rice, Chicken Wings, White Rice and Kool-Aid. #Winning
Shout out to Polk County, FL Sheriff Grady Judd for making male inmates buy their own undies...or not. Its Friday ya'll!! Let's go!!!

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Shout out to my mother who went from an LG flip phone to an iPhone yesterday. Now if we can get her on Facebook & Twitter. lol

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Shout out to all the women who say the Pastor is their husband & he's married to the wrong woman. #ImDone
Shout out to all the women that say they are called to be a 1st Lady. #WhichBibleAreYOUReading?
Shout out to the couple that got divorced because God said but forgot when they said God said to get married.
Shout out all the women that are only attending THAT church because the pastor is single. #YouGoingToHell
Shout out to all the women that told a guy, "God said you are my husband."
Shout out to the guy I talked to sitting under the tree that's looking for a cute educated woman for a wife.
Shout out to the couple that got married because the saints said God said to get married. #WhereAreTheyNow?
Shout out to the guys who won't date a woman because SHE doesn't make enough money.
Shout out to the guy who REALLY likes that woman her but won't marry her because of HIS momma.
Shout out to the guy who REALLY likes her but won't marry her because of her momma.
Shout out to the woman who REALLY likes that guy but she's not sure what "team" he's on.
Shout out to the woman who REALLY likes that guy but won't date him because he's a preacher.
Shout out to the women who give men their #Skype or Yahoo Messenger username instead of their actual phone number.
Shout out to the guys who text women asking for a picture of them for the Caller ID on his smartphone.
Drive - to send, expel, or otherwise cause to move by force or compulsion What drives you towards that which you're passionate about?
Passion - any powerful or compelling emotion or feeling, as love or hate. What are YOU passionate about?
"That's what SHE said!"
Shout out to the people who mean to text the word 'THINGS' but texted 'THONGS' by mistake. #Proofread

Monday, July 11, 2011

African Proverb: NEVER let a naked man sell you clothes.
Why are they going to Rome? All they're going to do is fight and fuss. Wait....CATFIGHT!!!!! #BasketBallWives
Brian isn't happy but a REAL playa stays cool and confident, NEVER letting her see you sweat. (That's what I'm told.) #BasketBallWives
#Hoarders is on A&E the same time BasketBall Wives is on #VH1. I don't know show has more trash...and yet I DVR both. lol #BasketBallWives
Suzie......who IS you? Pleasure Emporium ladies? Really? Hope they don't run into the saints in there. #BasketBallWives #VH1
Um Royce, what's for sale? You or the cars? #ChilePlease
BasketBall Wives who aren't anybody's wives is on! Let's go! #BasketBallWives #VH1
Shout out to the people that went to several 7-11 stores to get a free Slurpee today.
I ran into the lady who said, "Put on the whole ARMY of God" at the pool in the hot tub....with NO armor or army either. #FAIL
I fell asleep with#BET on. However, Kearney Thomas's screaming woke me up at 4:07 am. Lord today. Let's go!

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Today has been one of the BEST Sundays I've experienced in awhile. God be praised. I'm out. #GoodNight

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Homemade Super Grilled Cheese Sandwich w/ sharp cheddar, swiss & parmesan cheeses. Let's go!

Friday, July 8, 2011

WHAT SAY YOU? What do you think the top reasons men or women fall "out of love?" (See eHarmony articles posted earlier.) Let's chat.
Top 8 reasons men fall out of love by eharmony.com - #8 - You're the face of bad news.
Top 8 reasons men fall out of love by eharmony.com - #7 - He stops feeling admired.
Top 8 reasons men fall out of love by eharmony.com - #6 - You require a great deal of maintenance.
Top 8 reasons men fall out of love by eharmony.com - #5 - One word: Incompatibility
Top 8 reasons men fall out of love by eharmony.com - #4 - He doesn't sense that you're in his corner.
Top 8 reasons men fall out of love by eharmony.com - #3 - Your relationship wasn't properly rooted.
Top 8 reasons men fall out of love by eharmony.com - #2 - He see you more as a mom and less as a lover.
Top 8 reasons men fall out of love by eharmony.com - #1 - Business in the front. Business in the back.
Top 8 reasons women fall out of love by eharmony.com - #8 - Loss of independence
Top 8 reasons women fall out of love by eharmony.com - #7 - Wherefore art thou chemistry?
Top 8 reasons women fall out of love by eharmony.com - #6 - Boredom
Top 8 reasons women fall out of love by eharmony.com - #5 - Emotional disconnect
Top 8 reasons women fall out of love by eharmony.com - #4 - We've changed or (It's not you, it's me)
Top 8 reasons women fall out of love by eharmony.com - #3 - They stop feeling adored
Top 8 reasons women fall out of love by eharmony.com - #2 - The honeymoon is over.
Top 8 reasons women fall out of love by eharmony.com - #1 - Constant Criticism
Thank God it's Friday! Let's go get it!!!!!!

Thursday, July 7, 2011

is singing, "My soul loves Jesus. Bless His name."

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

WHAT SAY YOU? Casey Anthony 'Not Guilty' verdict? Let's talk. #CaseyAnthony
Shout out to all the people that woke up this morning thinking it was Monday again.
The more I glorify God in what I do, the more of God's glory is demonstrated in me.

Monday, July 4, 2011

Kathy Bates is SO EVIL in this movie, "Misery."
Boomerang was awesome. Now I'm about to close out the night (sounds like church) with the movie, "Misery." I'm is scared!!!!
Guys, when dressing you have to "coordinate!" #Boomerang
Ladies, don't forget the feet. (No Hammertime) #Boomerang
Eddie was SO smooth in "Boomerang." Any playa back in the day went to school in this movie. Not me....#ImJustSayin
#NW "Boomerang" starring Eddie Murphy, Halle Berry, Robin Givens, Martin Lawrence, Eartha Kitt, Chris Rock & Lela Rochon #Classic
WHAT SAY YOU? What will be the verdict in the Casey Anthony trial? Let's go! #CaseyAnthony #Orlando
Shout out to everybody cleaning their house because they are watching the #Hoarders marathon on A&E.
Why do they have to sound like they are screaming in infomercials? Excitement? More like annoying. lol
According to a match.com survey - Reason #7 MEN cheat - To pursue the one that got away @match
According to a match.com survey - Reason #6 MEN cheat - To provide a sorely needed shot of self esteem @match
According to a match.com survey - Reason #6 MEN cheat - There's too much drama in the relationship @match
According to a match.com survey - Reason #5 MEN cheat - Emotional and/or lifestyle incompatibility @match
According to a match.com survey - Reason #4 MEN cheat - Wanting to play the field instead of settling down @match
According to a match.com survey - Reason #3 MEN cheat - Spending almost no time together as a couple
According to a match.com survey - Reason #1 MEN cheat - The chemistry just isn't there
According to a match.com survey - Reason #1 MEN cheat - For payback
According to a match.com survey - Reason #7 WOMEN cheat - To give him a taste of his own medicine
According to a match.com survey - Reason #6 WOMEN cheat - To find that missing piece............cough........... @match
According to a match.com survey - Reason #5 WOMEN cheat - To make a break from a bad relationship @match
According to a match.com survey - Reason #4 WOMEN cheat - To avoid being left out in the cold @match
According to a match.com survey - Reason #3 WOMEN cheat - Because absence doesn't make the heart grow fonder @match
According to a match.com survey - Reason #2 WOMEN cheat - To delay a break up
According to a match.com survey - Reason #1 WOMEN cheat - There's no passion

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Today begins a new era for me. I had my plans, then God executed His. I'm honored, humbled & a little nervous. Let's go!

Saturday, July 2, 2011

When you know WHAT you know, there really isn't much else to know.
My most recent phone conversation......#PRICELESS #WINNING Let's go!!!!!